Yeah I'm pregnant with twins now and it's all your fault and you left me for a whole month while I've been vomiting and shit.
oh man. the morning after pill thing didnt work?
how was it? (gf convinced me not to go into military)
naw brah we gettin' married in shits in december no joke
cooldog ur doin it wrong
edit: no homo..
you don't actually edit it in
nate
no ur the thug because you faked your gf getting kidnapped

