Begginers Fighting Guide

[Affection]

I DO NOT CONDONE FIGHTING.
THIS GUIDE IS JUST FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T FIGHT AND NEED HELP FOR FUTURE REFERENCE.

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RULE ONE: It's not about how hard you hit, but about how many hits you get in.

RULE TWO: Do not punch people in the temple! This could injur or kill someone.

RULE THREE: Aim for the stomach or eye.

RULE FOUR: Get one good punch in on the nose.

RULE FIVE: DO NOT go for your oppenents legs.

RULE SIX: Don't be scared to throw the first punch.

RULE SEVEN: Kick your oppenent in the knees or shins.

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Let's say you're going to be in a fight.

Your oppenent starts shoving you.

What do you do?

Well first, I am going to tell you, DO NOT shove your oppenent back. Just go for the face punch.

He will think you're going to push him back, but you will unexpectedly punch him.

Next, don't rush your oppenent. Wait for your oppenent to rush you.

If you're rushing, this leaves you open to anything, because you're giving your oppenent time to think of what he is going to do when you reach him.

Most of the time, your oppenent will just lay one good punch on you if you rush.

Wait for your oppenent to try and drop you.
When your oppenent get's near you, punch him in the head. 90% of the time if you do this, your oppenent won't even reach your feet by the time you punch him/her.

Eat punches up. If you get punched, don't get all scared. Punches barley hurt at first since all of the adreniline.

Go for stomach punches as well as nose and eye punches.

Punching someone in the nose hurts them really bad and waters their eyes, making them a liable target to keep punching for a quick knockout.

Don't try to throw hard punches if you're an in-experienced fighter. Just throw fast hay barrells or flail your arms at someones head basically.

Use your feet. It doesn't matter what someone opinion of you as a fighter is. If you kick someone in the face and knock em' out, it's less pain you'll have to endure from your oppenent.

Kneeing people in their tail bone is very helpful. It will leave a short time impression and will disable your oppenent from being able to move quickly, leaving them a liable target for a few shots to the face.

If someone tend to get you on the ground, and they're on type. Block your face and kick them in the back. They will usually get of from being repeatedly kicked in the spine.

Now, my favorite move of all.

I call it "Myster Mystery"

What you're going to do is pretend to kick your oppenent in his/her leg so they try and block your kick, then punch them in their cheek bone. It may be some what of a sucker punch, but it is very effective.

I hope these tips and tricks have helped you, and next time you fight, I hope you use them and whoop some butt.

BUT REMEMBER. DON'T FIGHT UNLESS YOU'VE TO!



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[Plznate]

Agree with some of your points, but not with most. My critique of your rules:

Rule 1- not true. I eat punches like its nothin, unless it packs something behind it. For the specific example that your using (street fighting), aa haymaker will end the fight, not several weak punches.
Rule 2- Your in a fight…. And punching someone in the nose/throat/eye has the potential to cause a lot more damage than a shot to the temple.
Rule 3- Stomach yes. Eyes, no. See above.
Rule 4- Agreed.
Rule 5- Wrong. If you know how to take the fight to the ground, do so, cause chances are, your opponent doesn’t.
Rule 6- Agreed.
Rule 7- Shins no. Knees, possibly, if you know how to throw an actual low kick. Otherwise you will cause more damage to yourself than your opponent.

 

[Affection]

There are so many things wrong with this and just generic bad advice, that I will come back and critique it later. It seems well intentioned, but.... no.

you must've never fought anybody then.

 

[owain jones]

"Kick your oppenent in the knees or shins."

I'll have you a fight and give you 10:1 odds for up to 200$, i'll show you what a few leg kicks can do in the process.

 

[v3-]

In response to http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=811212

No one is sucking up to plznate. I personally have never spoken directly to the person. It's just obvious though, by reading this thread, that he is leagues more informed than you are on this subject.

 

[R33l2r3al]

I've cleaned up what I deemed inapporpriate for this thread. If you are not here to provide CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, then leave. As well, I will NOT tolerate vulgar language in my section.

 

[O_______________________o]

Nice guide- although the green text is pretty hard to read.