Bad Translator

[wombakage]

Original text:

"Spyike270 is a faggot and kills muslims"

...25 translations later we get:

"Massacre of Muslims in South Spyike270"

 

[Benwise]

"Oh, shit it's Ben he's a fucking boss."

...25 translations later we get:

"The dog is home, the car is ridiculous."

 

[Syed]

"My middlemanning brings all the boys to the yard."

...25 translations later we get:


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"Each group of children I'm in the middle of the garden."

 

[Jimmy]

Original text:

"I have a severe yeast infection."

...25 translations later we get:

"I am a serious player."

 

[Granitmaul0]

Original text:

"I have a severe yeast infection."

...25 translations later we get:

"I am a serious player."

You win.

 

[FaTaL Sh0t X]

Original text:

"I use to eat apples out of a trash can but then I found my yellow duct tape."

...25 translations later we get:

"Eat an apple, a yellow ribbon."

 

[Loltastic]

Original text:

"Sythe"

...54 translations later we get:

"Workshop"

 

[Alteranz]

"screw this shit my cat just ate a sock"

...54 translations later we get:

"Suggestions for cat."

 

[Alteranz]

"I enjoy punching small children"

...11 translations later we get:

"I like the hunt for kids"


I guess the translator has figured out my ulterior motives....

 

[Kadaj]

"Kadaj is the boss."

...25 translations later we get:

"Orphan works."

 

[Kadaj]

"Wow_Blows is gay"

...25 translations later we get:

"Gay Wow_Blows"

 

[Kadaj]

"This translation site is shit."

...25 translations later we get:

"This version is a crap site."

 

[Shin]

Original text:
"Jimmy needs to go to fuckin bed"

25 translations later we get...

"Jimmy smelly room."

^ Makes so much sense.

 

[Shin]

Original text:
"Right before I take a shower I have to have a massive shit."

25 translations later we get...

"I have a lot of Chicago in the bathroom."

Hmm..

 

[Shin]

Original text:
"What is a MeagMog sandwich?"

25 translations later we get...

"MeagMog sandwich?"

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Original text:
"Yes. A fucking MeagMog sandwich."

25 translations later we get...

"Now MeagMog fun."

 

[Alteranz]

Jimmy doesn't sleep.... seriously.... it's beyond a joke.

 

[Dustein]

www.translationparty.com

Newfags.

 

[Magic Arrow]

"Skele_Master is gay"

...25 translations later

"He's still gay"

 

[FG4]

"I am hungry because I missed breakfast. I'm going to raid his pantry for snacks, so don't tell anyone!"

...25 translations later we get:

"I am hungry, because in the morning. He said that food, light, and other attacks on the floor!"




"That is not what I said at all! What does "attacks on the floor" even mean? You're so misguided."

...25 translations later we get:

"Furthermore, what did you say? What kind of attack in the middle of the road, "I will, but is not it?."

 

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