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"I'll draw your bath and I'll load your gun, but I hope so bad that you'll bathe and hunt"

...25 translations later we get:

"He was in the bathroom, and trucks, but I hope so bad, swimming, fishing,"
 
"I've got a gun in my hand, but the gun won't cock. My fingers on the trigger but the trigger seems locked."

...25 translations later we get:

"I use this weapon, but parents do not. My cute cute, but it seems stuck."
 
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"What is this I don't even."

...25 translations later we get:

"Ban-"

Even the site knows I'm the ban hammer.
 
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.

25 translations later we get...

AFRIKAANS : 'N hoog-aangedrewe mutant van' n soort nog nooit in aanmerking kom vir massa produksie.
Back to ENGLISH : A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
ALBANIAN : Një mutante të lartë të mundësuar një lloj kurrë nuk konsiderohet edhe për prodhimin në masë.
Back to ENGLISH : A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
ARABIC : ومتحولة رفيع المستوى من نوع ما لم ينظر حتى في الإنتاج الضخم.
Back to ENGLISH : And convert a high-level of some kind not seen even in mass production.
BELARUSIAN : І канвертаваць высокага ўзроўню якога не бачылі нават у масавым вытворчасці.
Back to ENGLISH : And convert high-level which is not seen even in mass production.
BULGARIAN : И превръщам високо ниво, което не се вижда дори в масово производство.
Back to ENGLISH : And convert a high level not seen even in mass production.
CATALAN : I convertir un alt nivell no vist fins i tot en la producció en massa.
Back to ENGLISH : I became a high level not seen even in mass production.
CHINESE : 我成了一个水平不高,甚至出现在大规模生产。
Back to ENGLISH : I was a low level, even in mass production.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : 我是一个较低的水平,即使在大规模生产。
Back to ENGLISH : I am a low level, even in mass production.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : 我是一個較低的水平,即使在大規模生產。
Back to ENGLISH : I am a low level, even in mass production.
CROATIAN : Ja sam niske razine, čak u masovnu proizvodnju.
Back to ENGLISH : I am a low level, even in mass production.
CZECH : Jsem nízkou úroveň, a to iv sériové výrobě.
Back to ENGLISH : I have a low level, even in mass production.
DANISH : Jeg har et lavt niveau, selv i masseproduktion.
Back to ENGLISH : I have a low level, even in mass production.
DUTCH : Ik heb een laag niveau, zelfs in massaproductie.
Back to ENGLISH : I have a low level, even in mass production.
ENGLISH : I have a low level, even in mass production.
Back to ENGLISH : I have a low level, even in mass production.
ESTONIAN : Mul on madal, isegi masstootmisse.
Back to ENGLISH : I have a low, even in mass production.
FILIPINO : Mayroon akong mababa, kahit sa mass produksyon.
Back to ENGLISH : I have low, even in mass production.
FINNISH : Olen pieni, jopa massatuotannossa.
Back to ENGLISH : I am small, even in mass production.
FRENCH : Je suis petit, même dans la production de masse.
Back to ENGLISH : I am small, even in mass production.
GALICIAN : Eu son pequena, aínda en produción en masa.
Back to ENGLISH : I am small, yet in mass production.
GERMAN : Ich bin klein, aber in der Massenproduktion.
Back to ENGLISH : I am small, but in mass production.
GREEK : Είμαι μικρός, αλλά σε μαζική παραγωγή.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm small, but in mass production.
HEBREW : אני קטנה, אבל ייצור המוני.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm small, but mass production.
HINDI : मैं छोटी हूँ, लेकिन बड़े पैमाने पर उत्पादन. but
Back to ENGLISH : I'm small, but large scale production.
HUNGARIAN : Én vagyok kicsi, de a nagyüzemi termelés.
Back to ENGLISH : I'm small, large-scale production.
ICELANDIC : Ég er lítil, en í stórum stíl framleiðslu.
Back to ENGLISH : I am small, but large-scale production.

Jimmy this one's for you.
 
Original text:

"I have a lifesized cardboard picture of my grandfather, I cut off the face, and taped it to the back of my dog's head, I then fucked my dog."

...10 translations later we get:

"I fuck my grandfather cartons image size, which results in May to the back of the head dog, my dog."
 
Original text:

"You are a fat person who I hate."

...25 translations later we get:

"I'm so stupid."
 
Original text:

"Your Dick is fucking huge toke, I wanna feel it in my butthole."

...10 translations later we get:

"Do you have a pen is very high, I think Butthole."

Finn

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who's butthole? Finn's :D?
 
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Original text:

"I am super cool and you know it because if you disagree I will put a bullet through your fucking head."

...25 translations later we get:

"I feel good, you know, because if you do not agree with the role of beautiful photography."
 
AFRIKAANS : Megamatt cialis.
Back to ENGLISH : Megamatt viagra.
ALBANIAN : viagra Megamatt.
Back to ENGLISH : viagra Megamatt.
ARABIC : &#1575;&#1604;&#1601;&#1610;&#1575;&#1580;&#1585;&#1575; Megamatt.
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
BELARUSIAN : &#1042;&#1110;&#1103;&#1075;&#1088;&#1072; Megamatt.
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
BULGARIAN : &#1042;&#1080;&#1072;&#1075;&#1088;&#1072; Megamatt.
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
CATALAN : Viagra Megamatt.
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
CHINESE : &#20255;&#21733;Megamatt&#12290;
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
CHINESE_SIMPLIFIED : &#20255;&#21733;Megamatt&#12290;
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
CHINESE_TRADITIONAL : &#20553;&#21733; Megamatt&#12290;
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
CROATIAN : Viagra Megamatt.
Back to ENGLISH : Viagra Megamatt.
 
Original text:

"You're all fags who deserve to die."

...25 translations later we get:

"Fucking smoking."
 
Original text:

"People with aids should be eradicated from the earth via public castration"

...25 translations later we get:

"The future of the country, AIDS is a clear, overall"
 
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Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 4 (4 members and 0 guests)
Skele_Master*, cescfabregas, MegaMatt*, SuF

"Oh my god, three staff members in this thread."

...25 translations later we get:

"Ah, the team of three Finns."

The site knows we're whipped to Finn.
 
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