ATTN: Sythe.org Users. Re: My mother's problems

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

Hello Sythe.org, so just a few days ago you may have remembered my post about my mothers problems. Well... things have gotten worse. She now walks at a steady pace of .3 km an hour, while the signs clearly indicate that the max walking speed should be 0.1 km an hour. I don't know what to do, she's gotten worse. She started out at going 0.119 km an hour, and I thought that was a serious problem, but now she's gotten so much faster! I'm scared, and I don't know what I'm going to do if this continues.

HELP ME!

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

Oh and btw there's a typo in my username... It's meant to say HorribleColdMoosePaintings...

 

Oh dear young goose, my sadmetre is rising, i hope these massive speeds reduce soon or your mother may just go too fast. good luck.

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

Oh dear young goose, my sadmetre is rising, i hope these massive speeds reduce soon or your mother may just go too fast. good luck.

Thank you, I appreciate your kind words. You must be a real gentlemen irl.

 

[x⁹]

indeed i have heard of this problem before. unfortunately, i have never seen or heard of a solution. you must find a way to slow your mother down!

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

indeed i have heard of this problem before. unfortunately, i have never seen or heard of a solution. you must find a way to slow your mother down!

Yes, this seems to be a common amongst middle aged womyn now days days. I have told my mother to increase her intake in carbohydrates... I'll see how that goes.

 

[godlymage89]

i think she be hitting that piece too much >.<

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

i think she be hitting that piece too much >.<

I beg your pardon?

 

[godlymage89]

Good look it up on the urban dictionary >.<

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

She has no piece to begin with man. What are we talking about... a piece of cake? Well my mother strongly dislikes cake and if she wasn't walking moderately fast, she would probably have a word with you about your rude comments.

 

[godlymage89]

Lmao their not rude... I said a PIECE use da urban dictionary man lol.... You could probaly use that to save ur mother from that dramatic increase in speed theres probably a known disease of somesort or illness who knows

 

[Macroman]

I think its called, Walkatooafastagiteis?

Please accept my deepest sorrows

 

[Terrankiller]

What the hell?

 

[Macroman]

I honestly dont know what this post means, Is it just utter stupidity or is it real?

 

[Terrankiller]

Its stupidity but I don't understand any of it.

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

Ok let me break it down for you, homes. My mother is walking too fast, and the signs are telling her to slow down but she can't. That's it in a nutshell.

 

[T4ank]

Punch her right in the face?

 

[Terrankiller]

Brake dance.

 

[HorribleColdMoosePaitings]

Punch her right in the face?

I'm a pacifist. Good idea though man. Thanks for your input.

 

[rayden123]

I think i answer everyones question when i say:


WHAT THE FUCK?