Ask a Dominos delivery boy anything.

Uh, you raped SIX women?

 

No, can't say that I have.

$3

Well I mean I came in six, there's been about 18 penetrations.

 

Put your dick in it. Chicks love sausage pizza.

 

you would know

 

Ever like delivered a pizza and the guy had like no money to pay for it, If not what are you adviced to do, if they are like a dollor short.
Ever been pranked called like 200 pizzas to like 69, rapeist lane. Like on Futurama.

 

Should be in Spam forum.

 

Howmuch mileage do you put on your car a week?
Are you paid for your fuel?
What if you finish at 2000 and a call comes in at 1959 would you still deliver?
Why are your pizzas so expensive!?
What happens if you arrive at the customers address and they are short a few quid? What then are you advised to do?

And Finally..

HAVE YOU EVER SPAT IN SOMEONES PIZZZZZZZAAA??

 

Total average pay per hour with tips? Rough estimate.