Ask a Dominos delivery boy anything.

[Gurtaton]

Uh, you raped SIX women?

 

[XSafire]

So you've never delivered to a steaming hot blonde?

No, can't say that I have.

What's your average tip?

$3

Uh, you raped SIX women?

Well I mean I came in six, there's been about 18 penetrations.

 

[Dustein]

I've been secretly waiting for this day, it has not arrived yet, and I can't proposition it for fear of losing my job.

Put your dick in it. Chicks love sausage pizza.

 

[goku usa]

Put your dick in it. Chicks love sausage pizza.

you would know

 

[Rhodesy]

Ever like delivered a pizza and the guy had like no money to pay for it, If not what are you adviced to do, if they are like a dollor short.
Ever been pranked called like 200 pizzas to like 69, rapeist lane. Like on Futurama.

 

[dragonfire455]

Should be in Spam forum.

 

[white_razor0]

Howmuch mileage do you put on your car a week?
Are you paid for your fuel?
What if you finish at 2000 and a call comes in at 1959 would you still deliver?
Why are your pizzas so expensive!?
What happens if you arrive at the customers address and they are short a few quid? What then are you advised to do?

And Finally..

HAVE YOU EVER SPAT IN SOMEONES PIZZZZZZZAAA??

 

[Pkpkpk]

Total average pay per hour with tips? Rough estimate.