Anyone have any tips for jerking off?

[1234567ASDF]

Hello,

I'm new to the scene and I was wondering if anyone had some tips on jerking off? I was involved with some indigenous tribes recently and long story short I've forgotten how to talk.




Signed,


John Kovoloskinovich

 

[Grave]

Get two fluorescent light bulbs and stick it in a can. owait

 

[ipkids]

Cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, swallow the gravy.


OT: Vaseline.

 

[Kadaj]

Use your left hand.

 

[ipkids]

Sit on your left hand until it is numb, then turn it to an 80 degree angle, and masturbate. Feels like someone else's hand.

Credits: Kadaj

Fixed.

 

[Kadaj]

Fixed.

Good ol' sleeping beauty?

 

[Alteranz]

Just before you're about to explode, pinch the tip of your dick and squeeze - it drastically reduces the amount of blood in your cock, and it means you can start again from the beginning.... a very useful technique to use if you think you're going to finish too quickly, or before a girl.

 

[Alteranz]

Also, don't do what everyone else does when they have an orgasm and hold your breath.
Breathe consistently, steadily, and calmly.... it also increases your pleasure.

 

[ipkids]

Good ol' sleeping beauty?

Prince charming, kthx4tehnudesbye.

 

[Kadaj]

Just before you're about to explode, pinch the tip of your dick and squeeze - it drastically reduces the amount of blood in your cock, and it means you can start again from the beginning.... a very useful technique to use if you think you're going to finish too quickly, or before a girl.

Also, don't do what everyone else does when they have an orgasm and hold your breath.
Breathe consistently, steadily, and calmly.... it also increases your pleasure.

Thanks for making my day! LOOL

 

[Doodles]

Use your left hand.

problem solved.

 

[Alteranz]

They're both good techniques for sex AND if you're having a fap ^_^
I actually know those from the top of my head.... I didn't Google anything. Haha

 

[Greg]

They're both good techniques for sex AND if you're having a fap ^_^
I actually know those from the top of my head.... I didn't Google anything. Haha

expert much?

 

[Ban Hammer]

Hump your bed into you come hard as a rock then go 25x faster it feel like your going in a wet girl pussy.

 

[Pen]

I think Louis has a guide about this somewhere. Maybe he can help you out.

 

[wombakage]

When you're about to cum, squeeze a bit with yo hand

 

[Deacon Frost]

Do a handstand, and then proceed to masturbate. It makes the climax so much more dramatic.

 

[yami]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig1UExWbb1o

 

[Dr. Humphrey]

As you start to climax, mentally visualize your father naked and/or in sexual position. Continually do this over the space of a year and... JACKPOT, you've engineered yourself to be bisexual, if not homosexual. You can thank me later.

 

[owned1992]

As you start to climax, mentally visualize your father naked and/or in sexual position. Continually do this over the space of a year and... JACKPOT, you've engineered yourself to be bisexual, if not homosexual. You can thank me later.

Omg. No.