a thread not about vin diesel or masterchief

Yo, yo. This tickle me elmo, hell no.
Gimme a 360 and I'll have you sittin' pretty.
Kickin' yo ass at Halo, and modelings with play-dough.
That shits insane yo
So I take it to the next level,
Yu-gi-oh through all the isles we go
To that star wars shit that I can spit about for a bit,
Luke and Han Solo and Chewbaca - it don't quit.
Don't fo-get those barbies y'all,
With her pink convertible fuckin' car -
and dat plastic 'tween her legs
all I gotta say is that bitch needs some dreads.


Peace in the middle east,
mastercheif out.

U sir have made my day.
tupac couldnt have said it any better.
sythes 2011 jr gangsta of the year.

 

with a ice cream tattooed on the side of mah face
im'a get some playdough or mayb some rolla skates
zippin thru aisles i cant believe mah eyez
maybe i'll grab a gameboy, or a kite to fly

frum bikes n balls, to the stacks of toys
we got plenty of shit for tha girlz n boiz
thers alotta board games and sports equipment
and if theres nothin for u, just wait till our next shipment

or u can get a bubble pipe, to smoke tha reefa
listenin to ya fisher price stereo blastin wiz khalifa
I bought dat down in da electronickz section
girl, i'll meetcha down thur with a FAT erection

-masterchief outside of Toys R us

ur definately white haha

 

[Zerkerfist]

ur definately white haha

flyest white boy rapper since vanilla ice!

i wanna see masterchief spit some lyrics

 

^ vanilla ice was a bitch... lol
ill give it to ya i cant spit for shit. ill stick to smokin this bong and watch

 

[Jeff]

Might hit up the movies.

Go see The Inbetweeners.

Best movie of 2011.

 

Tonight I plan on getting rather hammered.
Tommorow i'm off home for the Christmas season.

 

[masterchief]

Yo, yo. This tickle me elmo, hell no.
Gimme a 360 and I'll have you sittin' pretty.
Kickin' yo ass at Halo, and modelings with play-dough.
That shits insane yo
So I take it to the next level,
Yu-gi-oh
mastercheif out.

yo look at this pussy, tryn rap wit me
i lay em down in halo, on the floo
these bitches wanna fuck, i give them the d
after i use em kick em out da doo
how stupid are you, to mention that shit
you make me wan choke you, thinking you can spit
yu-gi-oh was the last thing i read
do yourself a favor and cut off your head

 

[Emperor Nero]

yo look at this pussy, tryn rap wit me
i lay em down in halo, on the floo
these bitches wanna fuck, i give them the d
after i use em kick em out da doo
how stupid are you, to mention that shit
you make me wan choke you, thinking you can spit
yu-gi-oh was the last thing i read
do yourself a favor and cut off your head

Your rhymes are elementary at best (considering that anyone can rhyme spit and shit.), and cover nothing creative. You lack basic flow and your content is weak as you just repeat yourself adding nothing new. How would I cut my own head off? Silly boy.


You are free to try again when you feel you have improved.

 

[masterchief]

with a ice cream tattooed on the side of mah face
im'a get some playdough or mayb some rolla skates
zippin thru aisles i cant believe mah eyez
maybe i'll grab a gameboy, or a kite to fly

frum bikes n balls, to the stacks of toys
we got plenty of shit for tha girlz n boiz
thers alotta board games and sports equipment
and if theres nothin for u, just wait till our next shipment

or u can get a bubble pipe, to smoke tha reefa
listenin to ya fisher price stereo blastin wiz khalifa
I bought dat down in da electronickz section
girl, i'll meetcha down thur with a FAT erection

-masterchief outside of Toys R us

quarter pound of dro, bring it to yo bros
smoking all these blunts, gettin on your hos
ya i may be young but i gotta bad attitu
piece you wit my fist then a gat or two
i got my hater blockers on -
deal wit it -
i got money out the ass -
real spitta -
speak my own damn thoughts, real nigga
i aint no bitch, so i pull the trigga (PS. BITCH= for letn his fam get robbed and not get revenge... you now who u r)
started at 12 secs for you retards who dont know anything bout rapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11LwI_0V_M

 

[Emperor Nero]

quarter pound of dro, bring it to yo bros
smoking all these blunts, gettin on your hos
ya i may be young but i gotta bad attitu
piece you wit my fist then a gat or two
i got my hater blockers on -
deal wit it -
i got money out the ass -
real spitta -
speak my own damn thoughts, real nigga
i aint no bitch, so i pull the trigga (PS. BITCH= for letn his fam get robbed and not get revenge... you now who u r)
started at 12 secs for you retards who dont know anything bout rapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11LwI_0V_M

 

[Realsies]

quarter pound of dro, bring it to yo bros
smoking all these blunts, gettin on your hos
ya i may be young but i gotta bad attitu
piece you wit my fist then a gat or two
i got my hater blockers on -
deal wit it -
i got money out the ass -
real spitta -
speak my own damn thoughts, real nigga
i aint no bitch, so i pull the trigga (PS. BITCH= for letn his fam get robbed and not get revenge... you now who u r)
started at 12 secs for you retards who dont know anything bout rapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11LwI_0V_M

aahhhh shit..this thread just became about masterchief and vin diesel...thread hijacked

Mastercheif, that one dude whos a bastard queef? I'ma slap this geek...
you're spitting lyrics, I lack belief, your fucking raps are weak..
on the streets in a bagged tent looking like a ragged vagrant, spittin' raps that define stagnant...
this shit just ain't fair, me vs you, more one sided that a fucking line segment...
Step up to me, can't because you sit scared, get cut and slit square...
until you're fucking man tits sit bare, like meme's, eventually, you'll see what I did there.

 

[Adrian Ochoa]

Yall bitches are welcome to bash me in my thraed



































































#represent Thug for lyfe nigguha

 

[Hermes]

quarter pound of dro, bring it to yo bros
smoking all these blunts, gettin on your hos
ya i may be young but i gotta bad attitu
piece you wit my fist then a gat or two
i got my hater blockers on -
deal wit it -
i got money out the ass -
real spitta -
speak my own damn thoughts, real nigga
i aint no bitch, so i pull the trigga (PS. BITCH= for letn his fam get robbed and not get revenge... you now who u r)
started at 12 secs for you retards who dont know anything bout rapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11LwI_0V_M

Weed lookin' boy, you slow lookin' boy,
Dirty white sock on your toe lookin' boy,
You rat lookin' boy, will you marry me, splat lookin' boy,
Whoop Goldberg black lip lookin' boy,
Midnight train Gladys Knight lookin boy,
You poor lookin boy, Don Imus ol' nappy headed ho lookin' boy,
Diggin in your booty then smell it lookin' boy,
Then rub it with the KY jelly lookin' boy,
shot in ya back lookin' boy,
Valtrex brand new gay lookin' boy,
You in house L Cool J lookin' boy,




got em!!!!!!!!!

 

[Zerkerfist]

yo look at this pussy, tryn rap wit me
i lay em down in halo, on the floo
these bitches wanna fuck, i give them the d
after i use em kick em out da doo
how stupid are you, to mention that shit
you make me wan choke you, thinking you can spit
yu-gi-oh was the last thing i read
do yourself a favor and cut off your head

quarter pound of dro, bring it to yo bros
smoking all these blunts, gettin on your hos
ya i may be young but i gotta bad attitu
piece you wit my fist then a gat or two
i got my hater blockers on -
deal wit it -
i got money out the ass -
real spitta -
speak my own damn thoughts, real nigga
i aint no bitch, so i pull the trigga (PS. BITCH= for letn his fam get robbed and not get revenge... you now who u r)
started at 12 secs for you retards who dont know anything bout rapping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y11LwI_0V_M

Lol, we got a 15 year old mall rat who rhymes "floo" with "doo" rapping about bitches on his D, quarter pounds of dro, "gats", and whos so fucking gangsta he wears "hater blockers", and also has "money out the ass" because he posted his allowance in another thread.

Mastachief, thuggin up the mall & the internet
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[Alteranz]

I went to a drinks tonight, and tomorrow night I'll probably go around to a girl's house a couple of blocks over after she asked to hang out. It'll likely be quiet until New Years I think - money is scarce to be honest

 

[BeeVer]

yo look at this pussy, tryn rap wit me
i lay em down in halo, on the floo
these bitches wanna fuck, i give them the d
after i use em kick em out da doo
how stupid are you, to mention that shit
you make me wan choke you, thinking you can spit
yu-gi-oh was the last thing i read
do yourself a favor and cut off your head

1v1 in Halo. Any Halo game (you probably only have reach) MLG Octagon.

 

[masterchief]

aahhhh shit..this thread just became about masterchief and vin diesel...thread hijacked

Mastercheif, that one dude whos a bastard queef? I'ma slap this geek...
you're spitting lyrics, I lack belief, your fucking raps are weak..
on the streets in a bagged tent looking like a ragged vagrant, spittin' raps that define stagnant...
this shit just ain't fair, me vs you, more one sided that a fucking line segment...
Step up to me, can't because you sit scared, get cut and slit square...
until you're fucking man tits sit bare, like meme's, eventually, you'll see what I did there.

yo you just wrote me a poem haaaah how sweet

 

[masterchief]

1v1 in Halo. Any Halo game (you probably only have reach) MLG Octagon.

i wann play halo 3 cuz i would crucifi you with glichs and bouncs in halo two... hears the deal if you relly think you can you can beat me send me a halo 3 in the male and if lose i pay 20 dolla

 

[BeeVer]

If you don't even have Halo 3 I doubt you would have 2. I'm not sending you anything, go find a gamestop and buy a copy. I live to 4 shot kids like you.

 

[Dave B]

hijacked