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JohnK

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forget those bitchfucks for just one moment, what's everyone doing this weekend?
 
Suiting up for a wedding.
 
I just bought 4 green mazzies and i took 2 waiting for the week end for the other 2........im about to go to a rave too
 
JohnK said:
break ur ribs and suck ur own dick .
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You don't need to break a rib to do this, I've accomplished it before. It just takes a lot of back stretches beforehand
 
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Zerkerfist said:
layin down freestyles in front of Toys R us
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Yo, yo. This tickle me elmo, hell no.
Gimme a 360 and I'll have you sittin' pretty.
Kickin' yo ass at Halo, and modelings with play-dough.
That shits insane yo
So I take it to the next level,
Yu-gi-oh through all the isles we go
To that star wars shit that I can spit about for a bit,
Luke and Han Solo and Chewbaca - it don't quit.
Don't fo-get those barbies y'all,
With her pink convertible fuckin' car -
and dat plastic 'tween her legs
all I gotta say is that bitch needs some dreads.


Peace in the middle east,
mastercheif out.
 
Emperor_Nero said:
Yo, yo. This tickle me elmo, hell no.
Gimme a 360 and I'll have you sittin' pretty.
Kickin' yo ass at Halo, and modelings with play-dough.
That shits insane yo
So I take it to the next level,
Yu-gi-oh through all the isles we go
To that star wars shit that I can spit about for a bit,
Luke and Han Solo and Chewbaca - it don't quit.
Don't fo-get those barbies y'all,
With her pink convertible fuckin' car -
and dat plastic 'tween her legs
all I gotta say is that bitch needs some dreads.


Peace in the middle east,
mastercheif out.
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with a ice cream tattooed on the side of mah face
im'a get some playdough or mayb some rolla skates
zippin thru aisles i cant believe mah eyez
maybe i'll grab a gameboy, or a kite to fly

frum bikes n balls, to the stacks of toys
we got plenty of shit for tha girlz n boiz
thers alotta board games and sports equipment
and if theres nothin for u, just wait till our next shipment

or u can get a bubble pipe, to smoke tha reefa
listenin to ya fisher price stereo blastin wiz khalifa
I bought dat down in da electronickz section
girl, i'll meetcha down thur with a FAT erection

-masterchief outside of Toys R us
 
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