I work at a BWS drive through (BWS = Beer Wine Spirts).
Trust me, i get worse customers than that lol. When customers are just fags normally, imagine how they are when they come in drunk.
I had a chick come in the other day that i know finniscool would've died if he saw her. My penis has retracted and i don't think it'll ever come out again from the sight of her.
I swear she was on crystal meth or something, her skin was like rotting, her nails were all yellow. Her teeth were black and yellow, she had stains all over her shirt, she wore no shoes and she smelt like shit. I almost cried when her yellow fingernail touched my skin as she gave me her money. The whole shop stank for a good 30 minutes after she left too. I went out the back and just waited out there for a while to get some non-shit-smelling air.
It was horrible, as soon as i got home i had a shower and washed myself for ages. Being in her presence made me feel like i caught her disease of being the dirtiest person in the world.