My patriarchy membership card finally arrived

Pretty sure I can get 5% off tampons with this thing

 

>mfw spam forum is exclusively populated by virgies and inexperienced white knights who just don't get it

You can be an alpha chad, anyone can. If you ever figure that out you'll then realize that 9.9 out of 10 western women have either been riding the cock carousel for the last 10 years or are secretly militant feminists even whilst being attracted to you as an alpha, or both. Of the latter they expect to break you in like a horse and turn you into a beta ATM.

Meanwhile the institution of marriage is completely dead. No fault divorces have made marriage a useless contract that, when broken by a female, results in your balls being mailed to their new address that you pay for.

To any normal guy who just wants a wife and kids and a house without taking obscene financial risk and without paying for everyone else's degenerate life, feminism is the anti-christ. It's basically an injection of pure communism into the brains of the bottom 95% of the female population. The remaining 5% are married by 21.

For everyone wondering: I had a fight with my gf of 4 years a few months ago. We eventually sorted it out and got back together. In the meantime I had a fair wade in the dating pool and I haven't stopped throwing up since. Every girl from 3/10 to 8/10 is the exact same feminist and/or slut cookie cutter. I feel like burning the whole human race to the ground.

 

there you go, fixed it just for you buddy