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OP can't INB4.
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TL;DR
Lol Coolstorybro
bambino_91
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peter will live in our hearts for ever!!
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"Candy: One.com is an innovative supplier of web hosting services. One.com (B-one) was established in 2002 in Denmark and is today one of the leading companies in Europe within the provision of domain names and sales of web hosting services.
Candy: So we are hosting provider
Candy: http://www.one.com/en/info/profile
Candy: Kindly check our Profile from the link above for further information.
you: Cool story bro"
LOL
Candy: So we are hosting provider
Candy: http://www.one.com/en/info/profile
Candy: Kindly check our Profile from the link above for further information.
you: Cool story bro"
LOL
bambino_91
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I have found candy hahahaha
btw she likes to talk...
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*Sighhhhhhhh*
Candy is the new Peter.
Candy: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: OMG HEY CANDY!
you: LONG TIME NO SPEAK?
you: HOWS THE BOSS?
Candy: Hello there.
you: Do you remember me?
you: Its Peter
you: I used to work with you guys
Candy: Hey
you: I heard lots of people been asking about me tonight so I thought I'd come and clear some stuff up
Candy: Okay, go ahead please.
you: Alright well, I quit the job because I'd finally decided to go full time into Runescape, Then i got distracted, Started playing funorb, then this cunt called Gertjaars just thinks he's mad and steals my thunder by taking #1 spot, then this spotty Italian guy called Telmonmarques braps it up Zezima style and gets 120 Dung, btw what lvl are u now?
Candy: I am afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.
you: lol wtf, runescape?
you: I used to talk about it all the time
you: remember? i was #1
you: I WAS WORLD FAMOUS GOD DAMNIT
you: THIS IS WHY I QUIT
you: ALL OF YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELF
you: NEVER RECOGNISED PETERS WORK
you: BUT THIS TIME
you: I STAND UP FOR MYSELF
you: IM SICK OF BEING CALLED A NERD
you: IM SICK AND TIRED
you: I HOPE YOU GO THE SAME WAY AS DOLORES
you: you know what happened to dolores?
you: DOLORES WAS KILLED
you: BRUTALLY
Candy: Who is Dolores?
you: DOLORES USED TO HAVE YOUR JOB POSITION, HE WAS AXED OFF BECAUSE SHE REVOLTED.
you: ESCAPE NOW.
you: BEFORE YOU'RE NEXT
you: I can only warn you.
you: you must take the action
you: grab your AGS and lets go.
Candy: Maybe you could come back some other time and talk about this.
Candy: I really do not have the time now.
Candy: We are so busy
you: Don't give up on me Candy
you: I know you believe me
you: You're my only hope.
you: Candy?
you: CANDY?
you: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
you: OMG HEY CANDY!
you: LONG TIME NO SPEAK?
you: HOWS THE BOSS?
Candy: Hello there.
you: Do you remember me?
you: Its Peter
you: I used to work with you guys
Candy: Hey
you: I heard lots of people been asking about me tonight so I thought I'd come and clear some stuff up
Candy: Okay, go ahead please.
you: Alright well, I quit the job because I'd finally decided to go full time into Runescape, Then i got distracted, Started playing funorb, then this cunt called Gertjaars just thinks he's mad and steals my thunder by taking #1 spot, then this spotty Italian guy called Telmonmarques braps it up Zezima style and gets 120 Dung, btw what lvl are u now?
Candy: I am afraid I have no idea what you're talking about.
you: lol wtf, runescape?
you: I used to talk about it all the time
you: remember? i was #1
you: I WAS WORLD FAMOUS GOD DAMNIT
you: THIS IS WHY I QUIT
you: ALL OF YOU ARE SO FULL OF YOURSELF
you: NEVER RECOGNISED PETERS WORK
you: BUT THIS TIME
you: I STAND UP FOR MYSELF
you: IM SICK OF BEING CALLED A NERD
you: IM SICK AND TIRED
you: I HOPE YOU GO THE SAME WAY AS DOLORES
you: you know what happened to dolores?
you: DOLORES WAS KILLED
you: BRUTALLY
Candy: Who is Dolores?
you: DOLORES USED TO HAVE YOUR JOB POSITION, HE WAS AXED OFF BECAUSE SHE REVOLTED.
you: ESCAPE NOW.
you: BEFORE YOU'RE NEXT
you: I can only warn you.
you: you must take the action
you: grab your AGS and lets go.
Candy: Maybe you could come back some other time and talk about this.
Candy: I really do not have the time now.
Candy: We are so busy
you: Don't give up on me Candy
you: I know you believe me
you: You're my only hope.
you: Candy?
you: CANDY?
you: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Candy: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Candy: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: hello candy how are you my friend
Candy: Hello there.
Candy: I am good, thanks for asking.
Candy: And how are you?
you: good now that i am talking to you
you: where is zezima
Candy: Good.
Candy: Pardon me?
you: peter zezima
you: he works there
you: can i talk to him
Candy: I am really sorry but I have no time for this.
you: ok then
Candy: We are on queue and it is very busy
you: i need to talk to you then
Candy: Contact us some other time, when not busy
you: i need to tell you something
Candy: Hope you understand.
Candy: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Candy is a bitch.
you: hello candy how are you my friend
Candy: Hello there.
Candy: I am good, thanks for asking.
Candy: And how are you?
you: good now that i am talking to you
you: where is zezima
Candy: Good.
Candy: Pardon me?
you: peter zezima
you: he works there
you: can i talk to him
Candy: I am really sorry but I have no time for this.
you: ok then
Candy: We are on queue and it is very busy
you: i need to talk to you then
Candy: Contact us some other time, when not busy
you: i need to tell you something
Candy: Hope you understand.
Candy: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Candy is a bitch.
bambino_91
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karl hahhahahahahaha
i can't stop laughing
i can't stop laughing
Hypothesis.
Candy is actually Peter, he had a sex change, hence why he chose the name 'Candy' which is an obvious Pornstar Name.
Candy is actually Peter, he had a sex change, hence why he chose the name 'Candy' which is an obvious Pornstar Name.
Arjun: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: my friend! how are you
Arjun: Hello
Arjun: I am fine, how are you ?
you: sad
you: candy broke up with me
Arjun: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Wow.
you: my friend! how are you
Arjun: Hello
Arjun: I am fine, how are you ?
you: sad
you: candy broke up with me
Arjun: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Wow.
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lol'd
Also:
Candy: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: Yo candy
you: I've got a problem
Candy: Hi.
you: Well basically i bought a domain (peterzezima.com) and I keep getting all these people comming on and leaving questions such as "Are you that famous runescape guy" or something related to that. Can you explain this?
Candy: We have no peterzezima.com domain registered with us.
you: I just bought the domain yesterday though. I keep getting questions such as "Can I have free stoof plox". What does that mean?
Candy: Order Id please?
you: what's that? I didn't get one
you: Did it come in an email?
Candy: Yes
you: I will ever be able to find that then... My email has over 3,000 spam emails asking for "Free ST0Of". Can you explain what that is, and why people keep asking for it?
Candy: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: Yes. What's Free St0of?
Candy: You are welcome. Feel free to contact us again for any further assistance. Bye and hope you have a nice time : )
Chat InformationChat session has been terminated by the site operator.
Welcome to the One.com chat support. We are doing our best to answer your queries soon. We kindly ask for your understanding that our answers may be delayed during busy periods.
You are now chatting with 'Camille'
Camille: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Camille. How may I assist you?
you: Hello
you: I recently purchased a domain
you: And the chat operator I was talking to offered me $1000 to give him some pictures
you: Can you please transfer me to Peter?
Camille: hello
Camille: May I know when this conversation took place?
Camille: Peter is no longer working for One.com.
you: I don't remember exactly
you: The effects of marijuana include memory loss
you: Could I send the pictures to you and get paid for them?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
You are now chatting with 'Camille'
Camille: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Camille. How may I assist you?
you: Hello
you: I recently purchased a domain
you: And the chat operator I was talking to offered me $1000 to give him some pictures
you: Can you please transfer me to Peter?
Camille: hello
Camille: May I know when this conversation took place?
Camille: Peter is no longer working for One.com.
you: I don't remember exactly
you: The effects of marijuana include memory loss
you: Could I send the pictures to you and get paid for them?
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
That was awesome
Welcome to the One.com chat support. We are doing our best to answer your queries soon. We kindly ask for your understanding that our answers may be delayed during busy periods.
You are now chatting with 'Camille'
Camille: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Camille. How may I assist you?
you: What are you qualified to assist me with?
Camille: how may I help you?
you: I have lots of problems
you: but I need to know which ones you can help me with
Camille: We can only assist if your problem involves your webspace and domain hosting with One.com
you: Well that's great
you: So, Camille, when did you fire Peter
Camille: Peter was not fired. he left the company.
you: When
Camille: he left last January
you: He had 99 everything
you: why would he quit
you: he had so much going for him
you: He was the best
you: and then things changed
you: for the worse
you: He barely experienced the changes that Andrew implimented to stop rwt
you: WHY
Camille: I'm not sure what you are talking about. Do you have an account with One.com?
you: That's not the point
you: Peter is gone
you: and no one knows where he went
you: he had so much experience and now he is out in the world training his homeless
you: he's probably level 45 homeless by now
you: How much rsgp would it take for you to hire Peter back?
Camille: I will not answer any questions that is not related to the services that we offer.
Camille: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: This is related, Peter inspired millions of adolescents, even after the Great Falador Massacre
you: he used to work here
you: I need to know
you: where he went
you: I just fixed my Dharok's
you: The Quest for Peter
Camille: I will now terminate the chat if there is nothing else
Camille: Bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
You are now chatting with 'Camille'
Camille: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Camille. How may I assist you?
you: What are you qualified to assist me with?
Camille: how may I help you?
you: I have lots of problems
you: but I need to know which ones you can help me with
Camille: We can only assist if your problem involves your webspace and domain hosting with One.com
you: Well that's great
you: So, Camille, when did you fire Peter
Camille: Peter was not fired. he left the company.
you: When
Camille: he left last January
you: He had 99 everything
you: why would he quit
you: he had so much going for him
you: He was the best
you: and then things changed
you: for the worse
you: He barely experienced the changes that Andrew implimented to stop rwt
you: WHY
Camille: I'm not sure what you are talking about. Do you have an account with One.com?
you: That's not the point
you: Peter is gone
you: and no one knows where he went
you: he had so much experience and now he is out in the world training his homeless
you: he's probably level 45 homeless by now
you: How much rsgp would it take for you to hire Peter back?
Camille: I will not answer any questions that is not related to the services that we offer.
Camille: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: This is related, Peter inspired millions of adolescents, even after the Great Falador Massacre
you: he used to work here
you: I need to know
you: where he went
you: I just fixed my Dharok's
you: The Quest for Peter
Camille: I will now terminate the chat if there is nothing else
Camille: Bye
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.