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Post that made sense.

 

Why are you all trolling one.com?

 

funniest thread evar.

 

duno, someone want to feed me?

EDIT: fucking god that was so funny

 

You sirs, fucking win.

 

Fagex: nuuu dunt killz we needs you to keep old r00nfags playing!
here is modship.

 

I feel bad explaining this, But Peter Zezima (Zezima in Runescape) used to work at one.com, there is some trolls against him (before he left)

 

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you: Hello Fenar
you: I'm wondering if I can speak to Candy. Is she on site right now?
you: You can tell her this is Peter Zezima
Fenar: hello there
you: Hi Fenar!
Fenar: unfortunately, Candy is not online today
you: Okay could I leave a message with her then? She was helping me set up a web domain blog tool (http://www.peterzezima.com) and there was a problem with the main frame database so if she's not available I'd just like to leave her a message.
Fenar: okay, your message will be relayed to her
Fenar: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: Not much else sir
you: Thanks Fenar!

 

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Harish: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Harish. How may I assist you?
Harish: Hi
you: hey how are you doing this fine evening
Harish: I am fine thanks
Harish: And you
you: im good
Harish: How are you ?
you: may you refer me to peter please?
Harish: Peter is not here at the moment
Harish: You can contact him tomorrow
you: please, it is urgent
Harish: In the next 12 hrs
you: where is he
you: i mean peter zezima
Harish: Yes peter zezima will be here in the next 12 hrs
Harish: You can contact him/her after
Harish: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: u liar! peter zezima was killed by the owner of the site and you are taking his spot
you: u better pack ur things and run
you: FAST
you: before u die next
you: they will chop off your hands
Harish: You know then
Harish: You are welcome. Feel free to contact us again for any further assistance. Bye and hope you have a nice time : )
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You are now chatting with 'Arjun'
Arjun: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. How may I assist you?
you: Hi arjun is candy available?
Arjun: Hello
Arjun: She is not working at this time.
you: Oh alright, she told me last time she was workin fifth av till now, guess she got "delayed" maybe?
you: No matter really, anyways I am doing a report about your company which I will be publishing in an online news journal I work for. Do you think you could answer some questions for me?>
Arjun: Sure
you: Alright, basically what is it that your company has done to have been so successful so far?
Arjun: We offer a good hosting platform, and great prices along with it. Customers seem to find this the most attaractive and hence they refer others over to us.
you: Could you go into slightly more depth regarding your hosting platform?
Arjun: Sure
Arjun: With One.com Hosting Packages, you get:
Arjun: 1. Unlimited email accounts that can be accessed via Webmail / POP3 / IMAP. Besides, you can configure Auto Reply / E-mail Alias / Catch All addresses / Email forwarding / Redirect MX records/ Virus- and spam filter.
Arjun: 2. Unlimited Subdomains.
Arjun: 3. Unlimited Data Traffic
Arjun: 4. Free softwares for Creating Websites / File management / Blog Application.
Arjun: 5. Free Google Adwords Coupon worth EUR 50.
Arjun: 6. Free Tools and Scripts [ Form mail / Password protect folders / Meta Tags]
Arjun: 7. DNS Redirections
Arjun: 8. Free Statistics for your website [Hits / Visits etc ] by Modlogan
Arjun: 9. Free 24/7 support.
Arjun: 10. One FTP account.
Arjun: 11. Free MySQL database v.5 + Phpmyadmin
Arjun: 12. Support for PHP ( version 5.3.1)
you: So it seems your company just offers a superior product at a fair price essentially! Also, there has been alot of positive feedback about your customer service as well.
Arjun: Yes, that is exactly what makes our offer attractive.
you: How many other livechat assistants does one.com employ?
Arjun: At the moment there are currently 16 persons in the Dubai office, which provides English support while a large majority of the support in other languages such as Danish, Swedish, German, French, Dutch, Norwegian, Spanish, etc are in Denmark.
you: I see, so all of your live chat assistants come from all these various countries as well?
Arjun: yes, they do.
you: Thats quite a diverse team! There has been at least 1 employee from the US hasn't there been?
Arjun: No, so far no employees from the US
you: The person who referred me to the company mentioned at least one former US employee though...?
Arjun: The person might have been mistaken, we do not have any employees former, or current from the US.
you: Interesting, that was essentially the reason I chose this company, I had from a good source that a "Peter Zezima" was formerly employed as a livechat assistant, he is a pretty influential male in the states so was curious as to his previous line of work
Arjun: As far as I know, we have never had an employee called Peter Zezima
you: Really? He cited your company as a reference. You must have at least heard of him before then...?
Arjun: Not at all, sorry.
you: Interesting. So I imagine that you are NOT very high leveled in runescape then since he was not an associate of your company?
Arjun: Thank you for chatting. Good-bye.

 

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Fenar: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Fenar. How may I assist you?
you: Hello, I heard there was an operator named peter zezima here. Is he available?
Fenar: hello there
you: Hi
you: Is Peter available?
Fenar: sorry, non-existent
Fenar: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: Look, I really need to talk to Peter. He owes me Runescape GP.
you: He scammed me once
you: I was pissed off
you: I think you guys killed him.
you: Where is he??
you: I'm back
you: Sorry, had to let dogs out to take a poop
you: So where's peter?
Fenar: I am sorry but there's no Peter here
you: When did he leave?
Fenar: I have no information about it, sorry
you: Did he get medically retired?
you: Was he crazy?
you: Did someone say crazy?
you: I was crazy once.
you: They put me in a round room and told me to sit in the corner.
you: But there were no corners, so I sat in the middle.
you: They gave me monthly trips outside
you: I heard someone call me crazy
you: Did someone say crazy?
you: I was crazy once.
you: Was Peter crazy?
Fenar: http://www.runescape100.com/guides/zezima-of-runescape.php
Fenar: Is there anything else I could assist you with?
you: Why was he fired?
you: I heard he went missing.
you: Could YOU have anything to do with that?
you: HE JUST WANTS TO BE FREE
Fenar: We apologize, however we are not able to help you with this issue. We are here to provide support to our webhosting-customers.
Fenar:
Fenar: Thank you for chatting and Goodbye.
you: NOOOOOOOO
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nice gravedig bro

 

I'm a newfag =(

 

HamJam, lol, explain this to meeeeeeee.

 

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You are now chatting with 'Fenar'
Fenar: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Fenar. How may I assist you?
you: Hey Fenar
you: could you pass me on to Candy
Fenar: hello there
Fenar: unfortunately, Candy is not available at the moment
you: But i was making progress talking to her yesterday
you: about a serveR?
Fenar: that should not be possible
Fenar: Candy has not been around since two weeks ago.
you: LIES
you: I SAW CONVERSATIONS ON SYTHE
you: HAMJAM WAS TALKING TO HER
you: I BUSTED YOU
you: YOU CANT LIE TO ME NOW
Fenar: can I actually help you with your domain ?
you: no wtf i wana buy rsgp not a domain.
you: ill buy .50 through PA ?
Fenar: We apologize, however we are not able to help you with this issue. We are here to provide support to our webhosting-customers.
Fenar: Thank you for chatting and Goodbye.


EDIT: aw shit after i did this i just found out it was a grave dig, gf me.

 

^lol gf

 

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Abby: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Abby. How may I assist you?
Abby: Hi there
you: Hello, I bought popcorn from ya guys earlier
you: i can't get it to work
Abby: what is the error message ?
you: Popcorn is not working.
Abby: i require a error message please
you: Popcorn is not working. Please read the manual section 15. Error 150094X34
Abby: that popcorn is not with us..you are at the wrong place
you: No I'm not, I asked the homeless guy next to my door where to ask for help. He told me to go here.
you: The homeless never lie my friend.
Abby: maybe he dint know..
you: I demand a refund!
you: I want to talk to the manager!
you: I want my money!
Abby: sure, send a email to [email protected] requesting refund, it will be processed in 5-7 business days
you: How do I make my popcorn work!
you: Your supposed to help me not make me cry!
you: I'm literally in tears right now, I payed 2 dollars for that damn popcorn!
Abby: ok great
you: The economy is bad enough
you: the oil industry is getting worse and worse
you: I'm living with the racoons Abby, the racoons!
you: do you know what I racoon is!
you: Abby are you there?
you: I'm losing you
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You are now chatting with 'Fenar'
Fenar: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Fenar. How may I assist you?
you: Hello there
Fenar: hello
you: Is candy working at the moment?
Fenar: sorry, she's not available at the moment
you: Can you tell here
you: that i've had enough
you: i know she's cheating on me
you: there's no need to hide it anymore
you: and the only way i can contact her
you: is at work..
Fenar: don't waste time please
you: So you think this is just fun and games?!?!

 

LMAO: "I'm living with the raccoons Abby, the raccoons!" Made my day

 

"Fenar: don't waste time please"

Haha I think they might be catching on to this.