Say the most RANDOM THING EVER!

I saw a purple lamp putting his finger inside a computer hardrive with his uncle in a leather sofa drinking a shirley temple

 

A dinosaur gave my computer screen a blowjob while doing jumping jacks?

 

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

What if you saw ya pops and ya brother slap boxing 4 in the morning in the middle of the street butt naked with tool belts and condoms on, rocking a pair of wet Puma cleats and you scream out " Daddy stop, you aint suppose to use knuckles! You're hurting him"!!! and he yells out "shut up and suck my dick Julius"!!

What would you do? Would you tell ya moms?

 

the a dog like looked a man

 

What if you was rocking grey duct tape around ya wrists and ankles, doing mad naked pull ups off the edge of your building and after you finish your 43rd set, you stand up on the roof and hear someone screaming from afar "Aaaaahhhh!!! Chill!!, I got asthma!!!!!! And below in the alley you see 14 Puerto Rican dudes taking turns slappping ya grandfather in his chest and butt cheeks with hands full of wave grease and you scream...."Grand Daddy!!!! Grand Daddy"!!!! and climb down the fire escape but soon as you get down to the 39th floor, you look in the window and see ya grandmother giving ya midget uncle Bernard a shape up, wearing nothing but black stockings with the feet part cut out, blasting Cash Money's "#1 Stunna"?

Would you still help ya grand pops or climb through the window and get a shape up too?

 

Why are people actually partaking in this faggotry?

By the way, that's not random. It's an actual question and I demand an answer.

 

Peer Pressure.

 

Permabanned.

 

shakaka doesnt even

 

shakaka doesnt even

 

You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

 

ur not coool and that was nt random quite

 

relax nerd

 

That looks nothing like me.

Blindfag.

 

low self-esteem niggerfaggot who get's bullied in school is butthurt hehehe.

Eric looks 100 times sexier then you assclown.

 

the most RANDOM THING EVER!

 

<3 b1b

 

Have you perceived a mammal that is inside a fish and doing your sister in the middle of the street at 4 in the morning while the bus is picking you up for school?

 

These.