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does she like me??

Use a mating call, it has a far greater success rate than a simple mating dance- any fool can shake around.
Anyway, it goes like this: "FUC-JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Make sure to get really close to her face and scream it as loud as you can to let her know you are establishing dominance in the relationship.
 
Was it one of those awkward eye moments or a fuck me here right now eye moments?

This man couldn't recognize a troll if it cockslapped him, and this one more or less did.
 
right! because poetry is the key to a woman's heart.

kk here u go I wrote this for my girlfriend, guaranteed to make her moist

I feel as if I’m on a cloud
You make me want to yell real loud
When I’m with you I’m filled with love
You remind me of the stars above.

The golden fields in which we lay
My love for you I show today
Separate us I dare they never
I wish to be with you forever

You wear that pretty summer dress
Your fragile heart I will caress
My love I will confess to you
You wear that pretty dress so blue

To be with you until you die
You’ll be my angel in the sky
I ask again it will be last
Or put these feelings in the past

In your presence I’m filled with glee
Together forever in harmony
Staring into those eyes that shine
Oh please oh please, will you be mine?
 
oh daily
 
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ffs i gave her daily's poem and tried to hold her hand but she called me a freak. what did i do wrong??!11/!!
 
idk cuz handholding and poetry are pivotal
 
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Daily that poem was amazing. You'll have any girl with that.

fukk im all warm n fuzzy
 
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