i think she wants my D

[JohnK]

so theres this girl that ive been seeing a lot around college. i found out her name on facebook and saw that she has an indian boyfriend that probably smells. she has only been here for 1 year and im a local so i can show her around the beach and all my other secret fbi locations. i found out she doesnt like cats from her twitter and that her younger sister has cerebaral palsy.

i havent talked to her but i know that one time she gave me direct eye contact that there was something, its like a lightning rod caressed my dink. wat do??

i think she wants my D

 

[Dave B]

What coast?

 

[Maldesto]

yolo.

 

the boy friend can't interfere if he's dead if you know what i mean

 

Women are whores I'm sure she'll cheat with you.

/thread

 

[Carbon]

When the boyfriend is too busy working tech support just go get a quick handy.

 

[Xier0]

her younger sister has cerebaral palsy.

Hit on her sister and make her jealous, she won't be able to resist her cravings for the D. Sibling rivalry and such.

 

Give her thy D

 

[Yousuckv2]

Hit on her sister and make her jealous, she won't be able to resist her cravings for the D. Sibling rivalry and such.

forget hitting on her sister

hit her sister as in physical abuse

girls are turned on by abusing those who are weaker than you

its a fact

 

4ever lost in his imagination. don't worry bud, you'll get out soon!

 

Give her Catnip, chicks like Catnip...

 

[Kycoo]

She Wants The D

 

[Yousuckv2]

Give her Catnip, chicks like Catnip...

show her a picture of sammy sosa

cuz bitches love sosa

 

[Sage]

rape her to show affection

 

[Not Stable]

Give her your soggy biscuit

 

i like cats so thats a massive turnoff

 

[blazee]

ur fuked

 

[SuF]

don't sin you fuck