62 ways to annoy a cop

Why do you even want to go to jail for something as stupid as that :-\.

`Renton

 

I like the accusation of sexual harassment parts... When cuffing, say you will charge with the grabbing of balls

 

haha funny.. i have actually done a few of these lol

 

Love number 48 lol.

 

lol number 2 is funny

 

lol naciermy or whatever your sythe user is you have the funniest sigs

 

lulz! funny stuff

 

Some of those are pretty funny, some of them will straight get you knocked out. Some, to some of you, might enjoy getting it done to them

 

wow lol some of them are funny, id love to do

 

go to the police station and ask to use the restroom while sporting a doughnut shirt.

 

my moms a cop lol...
its kinda sucks...

 

i thought there were more ways to annoy a cop

 

Lmao @ these.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.

 

Say that and get arrest, and charged. Your choice

 

Good stuff. Probably not a good idea to actually try most of these, but I would probably do it.

 

u could also run past him with a big bag off weed in ur hand while smoking a blunt. that could annoy him and prob chase after ur ass

 

3. . When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

^LMAO^

 

These are a bit funny, Though I think the guy that actually wrote this has never been arested. Because about the one with you sucking your thumb I don't think it would work if you were cuffed

 

62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
31. Act like you are retarded.
23. Trip and fall into him.
49. Play with the siren.

Friends done that and nearly got arrested.

 

Awesome list dude, Woot first post lol, i love 50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.