62 ways to annoy a cop

[Renton]

Why do you even want to go to jail for something as stupid as that :-\.

`Renton

 

[Impurejohnson]

I like the accusation of sexual harassment parts... When cuffing, say you will charge with the grabbing of balls

 

[RetardedBmxer]

haha funny.. i have actually done a few of these lol

 

[Gamezery]

Love number 48 lol.

 

[The Slifernat0r]

lol number 2 is funny

 

[The Slifernat0r]

lol naciermy or whatever your sythe user is you have the funniest sigs

 

[Whiskey]

lulz! funny stuff

 

[coronaking]

Some of those are pretty funny, some of them will straight get you knocked out. Some, to some of you, might enjoy getting it done to them

 

[~*~Ryan~*~]

wow lol some of them are funny, id love to do

 

[1227]

go to the police station and ask to use the restroom while sporting a doughnut shirt.

 

[Fire c4p3 FTW]

my moms a cop lol...
its kinda sucks...

 

[rangekilyou]

i thought there were more ways to annoy a cop

 

[powertrainer]

Lmao @ these.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.

 

[ColZy]

Say that and get arrest, and charged. Your choice

 

[hmmm]

Good stuff. Probably not a good idea to actually try most of these, but I would probably do it.

 

[chase09]

u could also run past him with a big bag off weed in ur hand while smoking a blunt. that could annoy him and prob chase after ur ass

 

[Dom]

3. . When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.

^LMAO^

 

[Dark Whip]

These are a bit funny, Though I think the guy that actually wrote this has never been arested. Because about the one with you sucking your thumb I don't think it would work if you were cuffed

 

[The Pkkid V6]

62. Tell him you like men in uniform.
31. Act like you are retarded.
23. Trip and fall into him.
49. Play with the siren.

Friends done that and nearly got arrested.

 

[Tyrosia]

Awesome list dude, Woot first post lol, i love 50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.