Want To Annoy Jagex?

ugg this is a bad idea guys

 

LMAO. How do you threaten Bill Gaits? Rofl, this guy must think what he says matters.

 

lol tis shouldbe fun

 

This Jack Thompson is possibly the worst person i have ever heard of.

LOLLLLLLLLL

 

yeah i agree with boom headshot

 

haha funny

 

I C+P'ed what shakaka said and added a bit onto it

I have been playing a MMORPG for about 3 years now and it is addictive and abusive. My grades are slipping and I fell I am not as focused. Sometimes I come home and I go into my bathroom and cry about it, then I will just go play more runescape. If my friends call when I am playing I get VERY ANGRY sometimes I loose my mind, drive over to there house and strike them. I don't want to do it but I do. PLEASE talk to the owner Andrew Gower and tell him my story. Threaten to sue him if he doesn't give my character "Skil n kill" 500M gp because maybe I will stop cutting myself then. I really need help. And I feel you are the only one who can help me. One time while playing I lost my rune scimmy and I cried for 5 hours straight. I find it very violent how old crazed bakers will smack you with a loaf of bread if you do not talk to them. One time I was not paying attention and she hit me and I got teleported away from my runescape girlfriend and I cried because she broke up with me and told me to give my ring of life back. Later that day a lurer tried to lure me into the wildy when I had my Santa hat on and I fell for it and I went in and died. I lost my Santa hat and I cried myself to sleep. I woke up and I had forgotten all about it but when I saw the computer I went psycho. I started choking a pop can and I just wanted to run away because I had lost my Santa hat. I now where a Santa hat EVERYWHERE I go because I fell closer to it. PLEASE. Talk to this Andrew Gower character about the addictiveness of his MMORPG. Not to mention most people make fun of me and call me NOOB because I have been playing for 3 years and I am only level 15. But I keep on keeping on and I would like to hear back from you, or I may continue to be emotionally depressed .

Sincerely, Your biggest supporter, Kane malice.