pick up lines
- Thread starter TripleSix
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Are you from heaven? Because Im seeing angels.
koolestkid
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my favorites are:
1. You: Do you work at subway?
her:No why?
You: because you just gave me a footlong
2. " You know platform 9 3/4? well I got something with about those measurenments
3. You: will you touch my vagina?
her: What!?
you: thats what your supposed to say?
1. You: Do you work at subway?
her:No why?
You: because you just gave me a footlong
2. " You know platform 9 3/4? well I got something with about those measurenments
3. You: will you touch my vagina?
her: What!?
you: thats what your supposed to say?
what a twat pick-up line
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WHAT??
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Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see
Benz
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Posting a pickup line in response to a male's post would mean he's trying to pickup Jesse; so yeah, he's admitted homosexuality.
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Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
exactly what you've been doing
koolestkid
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you: hey you know how guys minds are always on their pants?
her: yea it's so annoying and...
you: well I was wondering if you would blow my mind?
her: yea it's so annoying and...
you: well I was wondering if you would blow my mind?
it's like somehow making me want to find you and shove a fork up your ass
You're definitely a nerd, with these pick-up lines, no doubt.