Kicked off the team.

Well i need some tips to help me get back on my wrestling team i got kicked off today because i had 3 absences but i wouldnt be asking for help if i deserved it two of them were because my dad had a surgery and the one today i was puking in 5th period but my coach said i should of had a note with my dads signature that i couldnt practice so what should i do to perswade my coach of letting me back on?

 

go talk to the school administration and tell them they kicked you off the team cause ur gay. Just make up some bullshit about how your coach has issues with gay people.

 

i would do that but im not gonna tell my school administrators im gay cuse im not.

 

wrestling... sounds kind of gay to me.

why not join the kick boxing team?

 

Wrestling = spandex onsies.

Kick boxing = silk shorts.

Both equally gay in my book.

On topic:

That's pretty much bullshit.. I would talk to the coach about it first. If he is a hard headed douchebag talk to the administration about it. They will get something done.

 

hahahahhahahha, silk shorts aren't so tight fitting.
Also you don't hug your oppenent and roll around on the floor quite so much.

 

Yeah, but they're silk.

 

Don't diss the silk - it's soft on your nuts.

As far as your issue goes, blackmail is always the best answer. Just crop out your coaches head and put it on the body of some guy fucking a monkey. You will get back on the team...

 

if you dont put in the effort you deserve it imo, but since you have reasons, you should of called them or something.

 

If all else fails above, you could just ask your dad to write you up a quite note, with his signature, and show it to your coach. If he still denys you, then go to the school administraters.

 

ill try that