Is it just me...?

[karma5521]

I tend to have this problem...with peeing in public bathrooms...I cannot pee next to other guys, its very strange. I just feel uncomfortable, as if someone were to be staring at me peeing. It's just altogether awkward. My solution: Stalls are FTW Well thats basically it. I guess you'd impose that I am embarrassed because I have a "small dick", I can send you a pic if you want :]. But besides that, share your public truths, and feel free! Don't be embarrassed!
(I also have this tendency of closing my closet door before going to bed, I would find it more of a pet peeve rather than a dilemma. Or perhaps just a phobia?)

 

[LegitNamesCo]

corners are your friends in bathrooms.

if theres a tub thingy, go in the corner.

if there's urinals, go in the corner.

stalls are last resorts.

 

[TrIggA]

you have OCD my friend.

 

[karma5521]

you have OCD my friend.

Lmao. I would doubt that I am Obsessive-Compulsive. Perhaps I'm just trying to avoid awkward situations when you turn to your left while you are peeing and find a fat homosexual guy trying to watch you pee? Haha anyhow, this thread wasn't necessarily serious, it was more to see the responses I would get from you guys. So far, I'm liking them =P

 

I just try to hold myself from peeing in public places, mostly because of the bacteria.

 

[karma5521]

I just try to hold myself from peeing in public places, mostly because of the bacteria.

Are you germaphobic? That might be the case.

 

[porman]

Youl grow out of this insecurity. unless you dont learn to not care, Just pee next to people, no one cares.

 

[X Zero]

If its bacteria, then trying peeing out side, Then get a friend to pee with u. It creates great fun. And just see if its a bathroom or people

 

[wowhamba]

Umm well, you'll probably never see that 'fat homo' or just a normal guy again, and they really don't give a shit about you or your penis, no reason to feel in-secure/un-comfortable, especially that you don't have a small dick as you claimed. If someone is staring at your wiener for a longtime, just look at him and say 'EHEM' or go 'I know right'(as in huge).

Maybe you're homophobic?

Oh and, I close my closet door when I go to sleep too, but not because I'm afraid, I just want it closed D:

 

[cp]

I never use an outside bathroom. That means bathrooms at restaurants, other peoples' houses and school... Just hold it until you get home.

 

[karma5521]

Umm well, you'll probably never see that 'fat homo' or just a normal guy again, and they really don't give a shit about you or your penis, no reason to feel in-secure, especially that you don't have a small dick as you claimed. If someone is staring at your wiener for a longtime, just look at him and say 'EHEM'.

Maybe you're homophobic?

Oh and, I close my closet door when I go to sleep too, but not because I'm afraid, I just want it closed D:

ROFL. I will take this into sincere consideration haha. This has got to be the greatest comment so far. =P
I'm not insecure about anything, I am who I am and you can go die in a hole if you don't like how / who I am and will always be. I just tend to have an uncomfortability around other males in the vicinity where my penis is out. Perhaps I am homophobic, I mean two penises cannot make new life, only a really messy sausage fest.

 

[karma5521]

I never use an outside bathroom. That means bathrooms at restaurants, other peoples' houses and school... Just hold it until you get home.

In this case, I would just buy a diaper. I wouldn't hold it in until my bladder exploded, then there would be no need to pee next to fat homosexuals, or to feel an insecurity about it. lol

 

[karma5521]

Don't forget to post your own personal private truths!

 

[LegitNamesCo]

One time all the urinals in the mens room were full so i took a piss in the girls room..

there were 2 girls in there im like.


hi.
*piss*
bye.

i got suspended :|

 

[Offical Forum Noob]

Lmao your like me, Even at my cousins engagement these two guys came in and i just walked outta the tiolet, and it really reaked from some guy hanging a huge shit, but still i would rather that then exposing my HUGE penis... Lol. Nah i dont like showing off big ben in public. XD

 

[porman]

I never use an outside bathroom. That means bathrooms at restaurants, other peoples' houses and school... Just hold it until you get home.

Wow, Talk about insecure. So i guess you dont stray from home very much do you? Dont go camping? dont stay at peoples houses? dont go out to pubs and drink? (obviously not since it makes you piss every 5 mins). Sounds like your living the life...

Edit: if you fear pissing in public toilets so much, Its obvious you havnt had sex. If your that scared theres no way you would be comfortable being seen naked.

 

[Unbalanced]

Haha, i have the same problem..

 

[gmaultrainer]

Wow, Talk about insecure. So i guess you dont stray from home very much do you? Dont go camping? dont stay at peoples houses? dont go out to pubs and drink? (obviously not since it makes you piss every 5 mins). Sounds like your living the life...

Edit: if you fear pissing in public toilets so much, Its obvious you havnt had sex. If your that scared theres no way you would be comfortable being seen naked.

wtf has that got to do with having sex? He's talking about being scared of a fat pedophile looking at him while he pees.

I don't pee in public either, I mean at school/friends houses/restuarants and such it's fine, but you get some real weirdos in Sydney who wouldn't think twice about pissing on a kid.

 

[karma5521]

One time all the urinals in the mens room were full so i took a piss in the girls room..

there were 2 girls in there im like.


hi.
*piss*
bye.

i got suspended :|

Rofl. This post made my morning bright. =D

 

[karma5521]

Wow, Talk about insecure. So i guess you dont stray from home very much do you? Dont go camping? dont stay at peoples houses? dont go out to pubs and drink? (obviously not since it makes you piss every 5 mins). Sounds like your living the life...

Edit: if you fear pissing in public toilets so much, Its obvious you havnt had sex. If your that scared theres no way you would be comfortable being seen naked.

Look bud. We all know you are the top of the line, you have every friend in the world, all the hot chicks on your cock, and gettin laid every night. But can you keep these types of remarks to yourself? This proves nothing to anyone besides the fact that you have an ego the size of titanic. So why don't you go and take your titanic ego and go sail away to spam on some other thread? Thanks bro, I appreciate that.