I don't believe you. Send me a picture of your penis.
Are you fucking crazy?! Thats like asking a black man for KFC you bastard! I only reveal photos of my penis to my father at work, every growing inch makes him truly proud ;']
I tend to have this problem...with peeing in public bathrooms...I cannot pee next to other guys, its very strange. I just feel uncomfortable, as if someone were to be staring at me peeing. It's just altogether awkward. My solution: Stalls are FTW Well thats basically it. I guess you'd impose that I am embarrassed because I have a "small dick", I can send you a pic if you want :]. But besides that, share your public truths, and feel free! Don't be embarrassed!
(I also have this tendency of closing my closet door before going to bed, I would find it more of a pet peeve rather than a dilemma. Or perhaps just a phobia?)
I tried pooping next to my principal one time, and I couldn't.
LOL. Dude shitting in public is a crime.
The only time i enjoy shitting in public is in the airport in a stall. What you do is make sure the coast is clear, enter the stall, take off your pants then take a huge shit on the floor. While your turd is sitting there, carve a small hole into it with any sharp utensil and then urinate into it. It truly defines epic.

