I'm pregnant!

[Shredderbeam]

Guys, I'm pregnant. I have missed my period by two weeks, so I went to the doctor, and he confirmed it!

Yes, I know I told you all that my name is Darren, and that I'm a male student at the University of New Hampshire, but this is not true. My name is Lauren, and I am an 18 year old student at - well, I'm not a student anymore! I am now a mother, to a boy, a girl, who knows! I am terribly excited to share this with you, I just had to post it!

~ Shredderbeam (Lauren)

 

[13lue style]

Wow YOUR PREGNANT!!

(First post yay)












April Fools!

 

[Cruel__Machine]

female genitalia or gtfo

 

[Critzman]

wtf?? lol

 

[TDD]

fuck, i thought i wore that condom when i raped you.... must've forgotten... oops!

 

[MrGoosey]

God, Always be safe tho

Gratz On being a mother
lul.

 

[spawn9859]

some girl in class today btw shes 15.. was thinking about saying that to her dad.. i think he would slap the fuck out of her.. lol i want to see

 

[caps lock]

Rofl, slut. Watch what goes into you.

 

[Rea]

eyyy! ;F I told my GF that I have another girl. I called my friend(girl) to come over at teh same time I was at my apartment with my real GF. well, my friend pretented to be my new love and I enterduced her to my real gf. well... what can you expect what happened next? a CATFIGHT.
it took like 5 mins before my real gf realized that it was only a joke. she left the apartment shouting that she hates me! oww, did I cross the line? well. atleast I had fun

 

[The Disturbed]

Why hello that sucks.

 

[l m a o]

hahah very nice!

 

[jamzpkzsythe]

lies =P

 

[roner101]

kill it

 

[Venoms]

Sucks.

 

[Vlad]

And I'm the father!

 

[Eric]

You have a ballsac.

 

[The Disturbed]

You have a ballsac.

lawl. EPIC, truly epic.

 

[1337Neo]

That sucks.

 

[WoW Sucks]

[mod]

THIS IS SPAM!​

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[Beliar]

Here comes alien.