[FML] I think i got this pig pregnant... [help!]

So I had to clean out the rancid stench emanating from @str8 d a n k 's stall today and I accidentally mixed him with the general population which has female pigs. I thought long ago that Farmer Brown told me that Derk was sterile and if you saw his 1.6 inch pig dick you'd have easily concurred with Farmer Brown.

Over capacity is already a BIG problem on Farmer Browns plantation, I really am scared here. I believe the R2Derk / R2Pig got at least 5-6 of these swine pregnant. Turns out Derik's secret sauce is as effective as Good Burger sauce.

This is a real catch 22 - do I let the pigs have Derk's children? The chance of them being retarded is high, but pork is pork and I can make a mint selling his families pettitoes.

It should be noted that R2Pig is an incredibly vile creature though. His offspring would be disgusting. He rolls in his own feces, ate all of Nan's crops this winter, and constantly chews on the electricity wiring. He also e-whores 12 year old boys and social engineers, RATS people, leaks sensitive chat details (both personal & group), etc. He shouldn't be on this website.

In addition, and most problematic, having Derk's pig wives butchered would cost more than I would make on selling Derk's pettitoes (pig toes). I need this money to get through the winter or Farmer Brown will kick me off the plantation.

I am so screwed. Say a prayer for me. This pig @str8 d a n k has really ruined my life irrevocably.

 

My reaction exactly. But if I take this to Farmer Brown he will use his cattle prod on me..

 

Farmer Brown is @John 's grandpa, for anyone wondering.

 

Can vouch for R2Derk, great trader huge penis.

 

what the fuck that's our word