Help Me!!!

[Catman]

I went to the bathroom and AFTER I came out of the bathroom my penis started stinging HORRIBLY!!!

I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX EVER!! NEVER!

AND IT HURTS SO BAD@@!!! IT WONT GO AWAY AND ITS SO BAD!!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME SOMEHOW!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?

 

[aaaaaaaaaa1]

I think this is normal, it's happened to me before, gets better after a while. Proboably small infection.

 

[Eirikur]

Try Googling "What's wrong with my body" + "Penis" + "Stinging"

 

[shart118]

yea has happened to be before too, just ignore it, itll go away

 

[itzkirby]

Happened to me too, try drinking some water. It should go away regardless.

 

[Shawn_]

I went to the bathroom and AFTER I came out of the bathroom my penis started stinging HORRIBLY!!!

I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX EVER!! NEVER!

AND IT HURTS SO BAD@@!!! IT WONT GO AWAY AND ITS SO BAD!!! PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME SOMEHOW!

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?

Calm down. First off it's probably not an STD considering you've never had sex before.

You've probably got a small infection in your urinary tract from something.

If the problem persists, go to a doctor.

 

[Cheeter]

wtf's a penis?

 

[Shinoda]

Just cut it off.

You're on the internet, you won't be needing it.

 

[CodyX36]

wtf's a penis?

I think its that thing by your kneese.

 

[ellsworthz]

I think its that thing by your kneese.

duh you guys no nothing, its the skin on your elbow.

 

[1 Bl00dz]

lol yah i hate that dude just rub it.

 

[joewnn]

This is one of the first symptoms of urethral cancer. Happened to my cousin and they had to remove his penis and testicles 2 weeks later. He now has to piss through an artificial rubber device and cannot pleasure himself in any sexual way anymore. It fucking sucks, but that's life.

 

[l0l est mage]

ummm..u should wash it more regularry or just ignore it or go to doctor and he( i would prefer she lol) will cut it off so dont worry,be happy

 

[hardxcore]

Just cut it off.

You're on the internet, you won't be needing it.

HAHAHHAHAHHA
I actually lol'd

 

means youve got a kidney problem

 

[Deacon Frost]

haha, well.. I remember my nephew coming to me complaining of a similar problem... I told him not to use soap when he's yankin the chicken (or in his case, chick).

In the words of Peter Griffin "Oh no, I knew someone who bought a used car, and two weeks later.. BAM.. herpes"

 

[x⁹]

Just cut it off.

You're on the internet, you won't be needing it.

That was me advice...

 

[berson4]

i dno man. i reckon you should check with a doctor.

but hey, what do i know, they didnt help me.

id go with shins advice, cut it off...

certainly helped him

 

[Gemzy]

lmao @ shin. Haha
Yeah, cut it off, no more "stinging" problems.

 

[Olan14]

Clean good between the foreskin mate, if you have any. I dont.