I need help very bad friends

[suckybreakast]

man hey friends I need ta know how to get rid of my dick cheese, idk if you know what I mean or anything but its smells alot and its around the head of my pee pee. Like I looked up s9ome stuff and it said to wash a lot and I started doing that but it comes back like daily. like It smells really bad so when I go to school I go to the bathroom and pick it so it wont stink as much. But all the kids laugh at me and call me dick cheese cause I told this one girl about it(I thought she was my fwiend) and then she told everybody. well anyways I got off track, please help friends cause I don't want to stink as much cause I like this one girl, but she calls me dick cheese too, so if I stop smelling I think she will go out with me.

Thanks guys. any help appreciated.

 

[FaileRRR]

I'm sorry but you can't be serious?

If you are; go to the doctors.

 

[suckybreakast]

its pretty embarrassing... I dont really wanna tell my parents =\

 

[333]

Go to a walk in clinic, or wear one of those smell good pine tree air fresheners in your pants.

 

[florol]

wtf is dick cheese?

 

[suckybreakast]

man you guys are mean, please don't be like everyone else -_-

 

[florol]

Well take a shower for 15 minutes with axe =p, then get a beard and change your name to Fabio.:laugh:

 

[Straggler]

Well take a shower for 15 minutes with axe =p, then get a beard and change your name to Fabio.:laugh:

no .

93% of teens won't stand up for Jesus. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 7% and will.

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no .

Shame on you all for not recognizing a troll when it dances in your face.

 

[Darwin]

does it smells like a rotten piece of cheese?

 

[juvenilepunk]

Grow up seriously. Reported.

 

[DropKick Murphys]

Other than telling you to try this cool new thing called bathing, none of us know what to tell you.
Go to a doctor or try google.