1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

[Can You Alch]

533. If I drink strange coloured potions that I made with herbs, and use prayers which I learned by burying bones. I can own in fights!

 

[.Logan.]

534. If i join TehNoobShow's cc i will encounter some of the most annoying people i've ever met.

 

[mr_bob]

THat I HAVE NO LIFE AND I SHOULD DO SUICIDE

 

[Mountain Goat]

535. If i do something i am not suppose to do, i do not go to hell, but am not longer allowed to "live" for x amount of time.

 

[Range Me]

536. If caught thieving, and thrown behind bar I can just pick my way out of it!

 

[zubiri]

537. Zezima is a meme.

 

i can get 99 prayer, without praying once.

 

[zubiri]

539)You can have 6 cannons in your backpack, 2 billion cannonballs, 2 billion chinchompas and 2 billion thrownaxes but you can't hold 30 different seeds on the same backpack

 

[Santee]

540) Cockroaches can be 10 times bigger than me
541) You can eat a whole turtle, shell and all
542) You can uncook a fish in a small island inhabited by a weird lady and an evil cat
543) Popping moving balloons grants a you a key to escape from a castle.
544) You can either choose a mystery box with a diamond or 3 cabbage seeds from a random box

 

[Picklocks]

545) you can put cats in your bank

 

[Black knight]

546) You can transfer into an egg just using a ring.

 

[Black knight]

Double post , sorry.

 

[Brotha_Verac]

547. You can't use a knife on a chef's hat and dye it blue to make a blue crown like you could in real life.

 

[M A R I J U A N A]

548. I can't seem to urinate in-game.

 

[Aphetoros]

549. My stomach is infinitely large. One time I at over 100 sharks in a a half hour of pking.

 

[awesome11]

550. Chickens are evil.

 

[Wookiewarrior]

251. You can Hit a Girl, And 10 dudes wont run over and Smash Yur Nose In

 

[thomasswallen]

252. Getting a girlfriend is as easy as typing 123.

 

[Choma]

My science teacher asked us what these tools where and i thought one was a pestle and motar and i was right

 

[lereptile]

lol choma same here

553: Lots of new english words (im french)