1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

[iMaGiCaLz]

514) I have learned that killing people for strangers is normal!
(Quests for the dum ppl out there)

 

[xHyperx]

515. You can only get head when the bitch is praying at an altar.

 

[pindu94]

i learned that i can kill as many monks as i want and not feel guilty about it

 

[EpicLOL]

517: Drinking a strength potion makes me stronger.

 

[GoodNoodles]

518: Alching a phat is not smart.

 

[Necromancer24]

519. I am not able to use other hand-to-hand fighting besides punches and kicks.

 

[нαχ]

520. I hit someone with a cannon and he doesn't die TT

 

[нαχ]

521. You kill someone and he dies without bleeding.

 

[нαχ]

522. You borrow something and you tele-return it when you want.

 

[нαχ]

523. You drop something and it disappeares TT

 

[Zeal Made Easy]

525. I can't say "Suck my dick whore" without getting muted for 2 weeks.

 

[нαχ]

524. You kill a monster and it also disappeares...

 

[smuds]

525. My life can be deleted, only to come back after I beg God for it back (banning+Apology letter or whatever)

 

[white cloth]

526 pixels=life

 

[o RoBiN HoOd o]

527. Everyone is a celebrity...

 

[Kleenex]

528. You can't make black armor or the initiate stuff.

 

[sneaky82]

529. You can't be generous! (Damn trade limits)

 

[Govind]

tldr: Runescape is not real life.

 

[M I K E]

531. The more friends you have the COOLER you are

 

[Damaged]

532. Pking is fun on pures!