1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

327.You can cut a diamond in seconds.

 

328. You can do more with flax than just put it in disgusting bread and cereal.

 

329. I can cut down tree's, and they can regrow in a couple of seconds!

 

330. People who scam die for are gone forever, but massacaring a bunch of guards is ok.

 

331. I'm allowed to kill innocent people but can't say "Shit."

 

I can throw tomatoes at people while they are fighting each other and them not do anything back :]

 

333. I unlock music when I explore new places.

 

334. Unicorns and Goblins are real.

 

335. Trees can come to life at any possible time!

 

336. people can get very addicted to games

 

I can go to a snowy mountain and not freeze to death.

I can stand on fire and not get burned.

Chickens are evil.

I can kick a cyclops to death.

I can have rain clouds over my head.

I can run and run but never get tired with a lot of energy pots.

 

I can go to a snowy mountain and not freeze to death.

I can stand on fire and not get burned.

Chickens are evil.

I can kick a cyclops to death.

I can have rain clouds over my head.

I can run and run but never get tired with a lot of energy pots.

 

I can go to a snowy mountain and not freeze to death.

I can stand on fire and not get burned.

Chickens are evil.

I can kick a cyclops to death.

I can have rain clouds over my head.

I can run and run but never get tired with a lot of energy pots.

 

i can kill peeps

 

Number your damn posts.

345. I cant hump girls.

 

346. I can fly.
347. I can never died.
348. I can carry 28 sharks on me.
349. You can't eat burnt food.
350. You can never starve.
351. I can have a pet dragon but can't ride on it.
352. Trolls don't appear and ask for stuff under the bridges.
353. I can join gangs and not go through initiation.
354. Life point is called constitution which is suppose to be a piece of paper.
355. People cry over the game.
356. You can't say gay but you can say gayy.
357. Your name makes no sense.....zezima?
358. You can't ride a horse.
359. You can't cut yourself with a knife.
360. There are jews playing runescape.
361. There are emos playing runescape.
362. There are gulfs playing runescape.
363. Dragons are colorful.
364. You can freeze people with a ice cube.
365. You can get married in the game.
366. Jagex is renamed Fagex.
367. Runescape is addicting and it can take over your brain.
368. You can't have sex.
369. You can wear a sword but you can't wear a knife.
370. Someone must shoot you with a couple of arrow before you died.
371. I join sythe cuz of runescape.
372. I made no-life friends.
373. After playing runescape for awhile you lose your life and got to have another one form ebay for $3.99 plus $14.99 shiping and handling.
374. There is no hall of fame.
375. Pkers are no-life people who stay up 24/7 making vids.
376. You can sweat while playing the game.
377. If you are getting kill you stay on the comptuer even though you have to use the bathroom bad.
378. Some people suicide cuz of runescape.
379. Members use to be 4.95 and now its 5.95.
380. Rares are pointless items.
381. You can turn into a rock.
382. You can kill monsters with cannon but not people.
383. There are no religions.
384. You can farm and wait 5 minutes for potatoe to come out.
385. Training takes forever.
386. If you get ban, you cry.
387. If you get scam, you cry.
388. If you get hacked, you cry.
389. If you get muted, you cry.
390. You can walk through walls before.
391. You can telekeneisis.
392. You can have a torture dungeon under your house.
393. There are runescape gods.
394. You can never meet runescape gods.
395. Pest control is really about fighting pests liek insects, ants, spiders.
396. You cannot survive without at least 1,000,000.
397. If you died, you quit.
398. Memberships are a waste of money.
399. I forgot to take a bath once cuz of runescape...
400. You must take a break once awhile or your brain will rot away.

 

401. I can mine a rock and make a stone that will allow me to cast magical spells.

 

401. Bring terrorbird pouches/run scrolls while questing

 

402. People who play RS are stupid:
they are bored, but can't stop.

 

403. I never ever need to drink water.