100 degrees

Fffffffff

 

Thanks for taking my PC away, noob.

 

= boiling point of water r wat

 

Celsius? ogawd im dead

 

One rainy day, I met a beautiful man; her name was Daily. It was in the local supermarket around 11 A.M and I was looking for buy food for my lonely dinner. But I noticed her. I talked to her. We hit it off. I had her coming over for dinner. We got along well together and started to flirt. Things were getting hot; her short red dress, red lipstick that smelled like pina colada, and hair that sparkled in the light. After dinner, we had desert of strawberries and whipped cream. She started licking her lips delicately with whipped cream and said, "Take me! Take me into your arms and fuck me like you never fucked before!!!." As i grabbed her and carried her to my bed room she immediately took all her clothes off and we fucked. I nuzzled her soft breasts as if they were a pillow. I thrusted my hips into her while she screamed and moaned. My back was hurting as she was scratching me. This must have gone on for a whole hour and I finally came. I came all inside of her and screamed her loudest I did. We orgasmed at the same time; she squirted while I came so it was a beautiful show of human liquids.


This was my night with Daily.

 

it was like 45 degrees celcius here yesterday :/ which is 113 Farenheit

 

i bet ur balls smell like balls now!

 

I used to live in the east coast, just moved out west, It was a good move haha.

I've gota call my relatives back there though make sure they are alright.

 

I ruin the fun fun fun fun

 

run, run, run, child

 

Drink lots of water.

 

Fixed

 

Seinfield made him a man tbh

 

join the club

 

By abusing mod position position position.
We were not breaking rules, smart one.

 

I don't get it.