My essay-dont spam it please, I need CnC.

Vendredi après-midi, un chaton a mange. Le chaton, qui s'appelle Chaton, a seulement cinq ans. Apres le manger, il a dormi. Après une petite sieste, un chien, d'où aucune, a crié "feu!" Le chaton ne voulait pas se réveiller. Il se réveille, puis il utilisé son tuyau de feu. "Quoi!!", a demandé Chaton. Le batiment n'etait pas en feu! Le chien a ri beacoup, et est volé loin. Ensuite, Chaton a réalisé que le chien est un criminel!! En colère, le chat a transformé dans un agent de police.

Le chaton n'a pas trouvé cette drôle. Le chaton a sorti son canon, et a lancé le chien tres loin. Le chaton a ri beacoup. Le chien n'aime pas le chaton. Il a trouvé un avion, et le lancé à Chaton. Avec la Tour Eiffel, Chaton a heurté le chien. Puis, le chien, qui a peur de Chaton, a pris une baleine à la prison.

Les agents de police ont cherches pour le chien, qui est une criminel tres dangereux. Cette chien a brûlé beacoup de batiments, et a tué beacoup de personnes. Cette chien est tres mechant, aussi. Il n'aime pas partager, et il mange beacoup. Pour mettre cette chien en prison, le chaton a été un héros.

 

The Cat,something to do with police...:\.Damn it what is this?!

 

Either your making fun of me, or your being serious. :-( /wrists!!!!!

 

French!??!?!!?!?!

First thing says "Friday Afternoon"

=D!! I'm in French 2. I'm part French. YAY!! =D!!

CP FTW!

 

I have nothing to say in response to the two replies above me,so I might as well post a picture of...

 

Let us now follow the new trend.

 

hai cp

 

In English http://translate.google.com/transla...=http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=511509

 

congratufuckinglations.

 

I'm fluent in French and decided to completely correct your essay:

Vous vous trompez souvent avec des accords de verbes et aussi de noms (masculin, féminin). Mais, j'assumes aussi que vous commencez justement à parler le Francais, alors en concidérant cela, vous n'êtes pas mauvais. Bonne chance, monsieur, et si vous avez besoin d'aide, je croix que vous avez mon MSN.

 

Can I do you puppy style?

 

tl;dr

 

tl;dr

 

tl;dfr

 

Grave dug from 2 years ago

 

if;dr
In French; didn't read.

 

Hai hai cp

 

Translated to English:

Friday afternoon, a kitten eats. The kitten, named Kitten, has only five years. After eating, he slept. After a short nap, a dog, so no, shouted "Fire!" The kitten did not wake up. He wakes up, then he used his fire hose. "What!" Kitten asked. The building was not on fire! The dog laughed beacoup, and is stolen away. Then Kitten realized that the dog is a criminal! In anger, the cat turned into a police officer.

The kitten did not find this funny. The kitten took out his gun and launched the hammer very far. The kitten beacoup laughed. The dog does not like the kitten. He found a plane and started to Kitten. With the Eiffel Tower, Kitten struck the dog. Then, the dog who is afraid of kittens, a whale was taken to jail.

The police were looking for the dog, which is a very dangerous criminal. This dog has beacoup of burned buildings and killed people beacoup. This dog is very vicious, too. He does not share, and he eats beacoup. To put this dog in prison, the kitten was a hero.

 

Friday afternoon, a kitten eats. The kitten, named Kitten, has only five years. After eating, he slept. After a short nap, a dog, so no, shouted "Fire!" The kitten did not wake up. He wakes up, then he used his fire hose. "What!" Kitten asked. The building was not on fire! The dog laughed beacoup, and is stolen away. Then Kitten realized that the dog is a criminal! In anger, the cat turned into a police officer.

The kitten did not find this funny. The kitten took out his gun and launched the hammer very far. The kitten beacoup laughed. The dog does not like the kitten. He found a plane and started to Kitten. With the Eiffel Tower, Kitten struck the dog. Then, the dog who is afraid of kittens, a whale was taken to jail.

The police were looking for the dog, which is a very dangerous criminal. This dog has beacoup of burned buildings and killed people beacoup. This dog is very vicious, too. He does not share, and he eats beacoup. To put this dog in prison, the kitten was a hero.

 

tl;dr