Sythe Rap Freestyle Competition

[JohnK]

Golf Wang rank would be fresh swag.

Decided I'll leave this open till the weekend!

 

[thehusko]

Here goes a quickie :
Imma kill da flow - turn off the tap
Man you obese - exercise - burn off the fat
imma new(cumer) but be sure
i've spunked before
hope you get the wordplay
played the world like the US of A
so say are you up for it
like my dick are you up - for this
pump this dick down your mouth
like its whipped cream going south - though your body
kill that bitch so i threw the body
her soul was disembodied
after the roam jumped in the car 21"inch wheels - chrome
got back home
end of my shitty rap
even if nothing
atleast give me a pitty clap

I just drifted off man *facepalm*

 

[984853]

I guess I can give it a shot...
Watch me win this shit with the 10m pot.
Spit this shit till it sounds retorical
Make you watch and giggle I'll make it adorable.
My flow can't stop when I'm on the mic
Catch me in the back with the kush gimme a light.
I got a new flow like ima different species
That's how I got your bitch damn that was easy.
I'm tryna be PG-13 and try to stay humble
But my lyrics turn you another color guess you can call it bumble.
It's what you do when you sit on your couch
Stop ban evading making new accounts to vouch.
What happened to all the good traders?
Oh yeah they quit cause of all you haters.
These donator ranks overrated
Think cause you donate 50 bucks that your upgraded?
I know these words can be harsh, but it's what I do
If you don't like it go cry boohoo.
I think ima end this piece POETRY with a have a nice day
Read and listening to my rhymes makes the time go away.

L0lzzz don't hate I thought and typed all together haha.

 

[xh1tman3]

I don't see why everyone likes Wolf Gang so much.. I mean some stuff is good but I think people just get obsessed with them and think their apart of something (just like Taylor Gang) when in reality they don't give a fuck about you and want fame like all other musicians. I personally think they are a gimmick. No disrespect tho

 

[romeopoetic]

Freestyle - Cocky was wasted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Y0BdOnEd4

 

[I_DONT_BOT]

I can keep up with nicki minge. Does that count?

 

[romeopoetic]

It's estatic the rap addict back at it Talent you you never had it
I'm bringing the might and the magic Give me a mic and I'm drastic
Call me the rubber man stretching you're mind like elastic

 

[Tera Melos]

the bitch is built like a hospital ready for nuclear attack
shoulder's so sturdy causing causing dis cracker to go wack
creamy skin so black. cracker never goin back to bleach ass blondies wit da mild rack
cuz u kno it aint fair
dey born with their brown eyes and brown hair and brown glares
yeah they give you the brown glares
nah it aint fair but its life so dont care


ik it blows

 

[Falsifying]

Call me the oracle, I slang advice
if you got the money, come get ya vice
boy im white, but im king of the castle
you're rhymes suck, hearin you is a hassle,
call me a carpenter, ill fix ya house
lace it with dynamite, murder yo spouse,
and if you a snitch, you sleepin in the bay,
and if you a fiend, yo ass gotta pay,
aint shit for free, you aint hittin licks,
the most you ever robbed? a pair of old kicks
you must be infested, im seeing ticks
you must me gay, the way you crave dicks,
mc's be swinging but alot of them be missing,
falsifying from sythe, just brought the ill edition.

 

[Falsifying]

Entry 2;

white boy here, and im finna go in,
i go in on tracks, all i do is win,
you niggas aint workin, you hardly selling tapes,
i am lyrically disgusting, my words commit the rapes,
leave your body for the flies, hide the evidence in the drapes,
burn the fucking building, felony arson,
steal your boys car, its grand larson,
capital murder, you've fucked with the wrong guy,
body part herder, this is real i don't lie,
falsifying on sythe, cut your throat with a knife,
mind so full of strife, what can i say thats life,
im down for the block, adjacent from my dick is the glock,
yeah i said my cock, that's the piece i rock,
probation blows, but im still gettin hoes,
and no i dont blow it, i cannot hit the dro,
taking shots of bacardi, the rum got me dizzy,
you drink hardly, you're drinks are fizzy,
copyrighted my lyrics, now im spittin all over,
from europe to canada, my name is ben dover,
thats what i tell them girls, their world i make whirl,
waking up next to models, so hungover i might hurl,
then the next night we do it again, we aint boys real men,
and now i be out, this free show is done,
next time you spit out, ima send you to the sun

 

[Herman Li]

It ends at the end of the weekend?

 

[Snatchmasta]

I'd be willing to record myself freestyle rapping over a beat?


Yo these punk ass users think they got flow
but they don't know the game like some ro sham bo
I got that lyrical delicacy
which all you other fellas can see
unmatched, got that swaaaag
try and match me, break down like server laaaag


#fukwitme

 

[Falsifying]

I'd be willing to record myself freestyle rapping over a beat?


Yo these punk ass users think they got flow
but they don't know the game like some ro sham bo
I got that lyrical delicacy
which all you other fellas can see
unmatched, got that swaaaag
try and match me, break down like server laaaag


#fukwitme

This soft ass pussy think hes goin crazy,
his wanker ass can't get pussy he lazy,
he might spit a little diss but it don't faze me,
you sippin kool aid im sippin patron now im swayze,
a lyrical hurricane, developed from your blood,
spit out the shit, cover your carcass in mud,
this little boy think hes an e-thug,
but deep down inside he really just wants a hug,
hes crying on the inside, from all those abusive years,
he shouted out in pain, as his father licked his tears,
this shit is pretty funny, you ain't got no honey,
i'm getting money, you can't take it from me

 

[Snatchmasta]

This soft ass pussy think hes goin crazy,
his wanker ass can't get pussy he lazy,
he might spit a little diss but it don't faze me,
you sippin kool aid im sippin patron now im swayze,
a lyrical hurricane, developed from your blood,
spit out the shit, cover your carcass in mud,
this little boy think hes an e-thug,
but deep down inside he really just wants a hug,
hes crying on the inside, from all those abusive years,
he shouted out in pain, as his father licked his tears,
this shit is pretty funny, you ain't got no honey,
i'm getting money, you can't take it from me

My name is falisfying and I like to lie
sometimes I play WOW, jackoff, and cry
I act all tough and cool, wanna my hangout sometime?
I have a 9 P.M Curfew, and when I go to sleep, will you sing me a nursery rhyme?

Wait, I just have to check with my parents to see if thats okay
I'm also really artistic, we can drink milk and croche

You see im really popular, everyone loves me
When I go into the bathroom I have to turn the lights on to go pee
But wait, the dark is a scary thing
I don't go outside cause im afraid of getting a bee sting

But wait, gotta post on a battle rap thread
pretend that im black and not brain dead

Just kidding punk, get the fuck out faggot
I'll fucking fry your ass up 3 stars like zagat

 

[Chase]

Golf Wang rank would be fresh swag.

Decided I'll leave this open till the weekend!

What if we don't like Wolf gang?...

And you should have made this competition where people should record & upload it on here, because it's easy to just copy & paste lyrics. Requires more skill to actually flow.

I would have entered if it was like that^^..

 

[JohnK]

Yeah Chase, I thought there would be no entries if it were recorded and uploaded but now I think I was wrong D:

Maybe next time we'll do that?


Also - one more day to get your entries in!

 

[Falsifying]

My name is falisfying and I like to lie
sometimes I play WOW, jackoff, and cry
I act all tough and cool, wanna my hangout sometime?
I have a 9 P.M Curfew, and when I go to sleep, will you sing me a nursery rhyme?

Wait, I just have to check with my parents to see if thats okay
I'm also really artistic, we can drink milk and croche

You see im really popular, everyone loves me
When I go into the bathroom I have to turn the lights on to go pee
But wait, the dark is a scary thing
I don't go outside cause im afraid of getting a bee sting

But wait, gotta post on a battle rap thread
pretend that im black and not brain dead

Just kidding punk, get the fuck out faggot
I'll fucking fry your ass up 3 stars like zagat

you call yourself the snatchmasta, i call my self simple rasta,
slaughtered your parents now you livin foster,
if you think you're rhymes tight than you can't see,
if you win this battle the judges made a mistake, casey anthony,
no im not black, and i dont rap about crack,
i rap about weed and bitches, 2 things you lack,
you say 9pm is my curtain call but thats when the party starts,
when i enter the room bitches stare and clutch they hearts,
this battle was over before it began,
you got a vagina, how you call yourself a man?
come to south florida, slide through my hood,
i know some niggas that will slice you up real good,
you'd probably run if only you could,
but the choppa chopped you down, like wood.

 

[He1p]

don't get so rattled up, might have to strattle you up
paddle you up, this ain't a battle, huh?
this is motherfucking sythe.com, now go back upstairs to your mom
eat your fucking breakfast for dinner
while I get some head like a winner
your ass is dead, long as I'm in it
I won't stop till you stop breathing
Eyes keep reading, eyes start bleeding
my lyrics have a tendency to do that to pussies like you
yeah don't act like it ain't true
I get more bitches than scooby doo
and at the end of the night, as you cower in fright
when you get sight of me and my crew
just know, I'm coming for you and your faggot mother trucker
and yeah, consider this a submission motherfucker



nothing personal

 

[Falsifying]

don't get so rattled up, might have to strattle you up
paddle you up, this ain't a battle, huh?
this is motherfucking sythe.com, now go back upstairs to your mom
eat your fucking breakfast for dinner
while I get some head like a winner
your ass is dead, long as I'm in it
I won't stop till you stop breathing
Eyes keep reading, eyes start bleeding
my lyrics have a tendency to do that to pussies like you
yeah don't act like it ain't true
I get more bitches than scooby doo
and at the end of the night, as you cower in fright
when you get sight of me and my crew
just know, I'm coming for you and your faggot mother trucker
and yeah, consider this a submission motherfucker



nothing personal

you rap like it's the day you left the womb,
when this verse is done you'll be sitting in a tomb,
you ain't got a crew, you such a loner,
you lurk around my posts and pop a boner,
my raps about kush, call me a stoner,
you're voice is screechy you need some toner,
you're girl rode my cock, yeah she a moaner,
don't ever interfere with falsifying's war,
next year im getting signed and going on tour,
when the show done everyone scream more,
getting laid everynight, most of them a whore,
you're girl is flatchested, she must be a bore,
you will never win, what you rappin for?

 

[Snatchmasta]

you call yourself the snatchmasta, i call my self simple rasta,
slaughtered your parents now you livin foster,
if you think you're rhymes tight than you can't see,
if you win this battle the judges made a mistake, casey anthony,
no im not black, and i dont rap about crack,
i rap about weed and bitches, 2 things you lack,
you say 9pm is my curtain call but thats when the party starts,
when i enter the room bitches stare and clutch they hearts,
this battle was over before it began,
you got a vagina, how you call yourself a man?
come to south florida, slide through my hood,
i know some niggas that will slice you up real good,
you'd probably run if only you could,
but the choppa chopped you down, like wood.

lol you live in south florida
thats really lame
bro you really need to figure out you don't spit any game

So 9 pm is when you leave home, and venture outside?
What a coincidence, because it seems our party times coincide

because when you leave, I sneak inside and say hello to your mum
she sucks my dick and I fuck her ass until on her face I cum

So as your drinking wine coolers and flirting with methhead south FL girls
im fucking your mom on your toy story covers and giving her necklaces of pearls