Sythe Rap Freestyle Competition

Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga why u eat so much chicken

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_B7MAGHCvw

Put this instrumental on ^

A millionaire
I get money, bitch you call me Rick Flair
Tougher than a nappy white boys hair
Bout to spit these rhymes out right
Knock your teeth out, fight
Niggas act like they forgettin
But they know just what I'm reppin
It's the real M-C, bitch you all know me
Cause when I'm all done with your bitch
you can fuck her like slop-py,
second,
off the mic that i've been shreddin
It's time to put it down,
cause the 5th blunt passed around.



If it doesn't make sense, it's cause either
A. I'm under the influence of alcohol
B. I'm under the influence of marijuana
C. I'm an 18 year old white boy (without nappy hair)

 

Actually surprised me here. Nice.

 

Thanks for all the entries thus far, some were impressive, others interesting, others were umm...

One more week to get entries in!

 

Thank you kahnits =].

 

Here's my entry:


Hold my hand as I stare at the moon
There ain’t no sign but the smell of goon
Blood across the floor and my face on fire
The sirens across the hall are making me tire
I look at my hands as I’m shadowed with fears
The only remorse is felt in tears
A gun to my head is making me shake
The only action that I’m about to take
A sudden jerk of my right knee
A twitch in my left and I begin to flee
I head for the window, my only salvation
I jump for the glass in great desperation
A spray of bullets start whizzing by
A last moment of thought as I'm flying high
My hands hit the glass in sudden impact
I crash through the panel with my fists intact
Before I know it, I’m free at last
The only thing stopping me is a thing of the past

 

A week left! Will be interesting!

 

Sythe will take away your life,
Lead you into a world of pain and strife,
Youll probably lose yo' wife
All because you wasted your whole life on sythe.

Shit, but i cant freestyle for shit.

- Rotten Candy :sick:

 

Here it goes...


Aye I'm back and I'm beast as f*ck
If you idiots win, well it must be luck
Yeah it's Quester in this b*tch and I spit like a llama
Don't even bother me with all your drama
Cuz all day all night I'm pulling chicks
24/7 b*tches suckin our dicks
Gettin so high its like I'm in the sky
Never stop cuz I was born so fly
Burrrrr, man! My bling is like ice
If you talk sh*t bro it wont be nice
Go ahead and get at me and my crew
I'm like an animal on the track, you gotta put me in a zoo
If you sythers keep posting
It's your ass I will be roasting!
So just step back and enjoy the show
Listen to me and my sexy flowwwwww


To this song:
http://youtu.be/lwE36_pV6vQ

0:00 - 0:27 is the intro
0:28 you start rapping
0:54 is when you would say "Burrrr, man! my bling is like ice"
1:16 you end, carry out the word "flow" a little bit


Hope you guys liked it, I tried

 

Every time I open my mouth I'm lyrically invincible
The pinnacle of being incredible, revolutionary, sorry guys i'll try not to be political
My mind is beyond anything ever studied thats metaphysical
but Man f*ck being a minority, it doesnt mean im humanly minimal
But obviously humans are programmed to think like a statistical
and everything we see on TV or in this f*cked up rap game is so unequivocally subliminal
Supported by monopolized media visuals
So f*ck hypocritically pitiful criminals
Habitually following mainstream rituals
With false intentions in attempts to be spiritual
to all you n*ggas who believe in biblical miracles
open your mind, because you aint thinking logically
start reading books, strengthen up your psychology
all my n*ggas on sythe take into consideration my philosophy


* damn i should be doing my homework, lol
* i dont actually think this highly of myself

 

If my rhymes were a tight virgin, most of you would take advantage of me
But i'm here to spit fury like the peak of insanity
The kind of flow with the waves that drown your mind of clear understanding
And if you think you're higher than me, reprimanding
Then i'll take you down quick - emergency landing
The kind of bars so sweet, but still not covered in wrappers
Better than your whole swaggerjacking lifestyle, which seems to be covered by most of you fake ass rappers
So, lower my nuts hang
And I'm still bumpin Wu-Tang
And if you think you're slick
I'll hit-you-with-the-switch, and leave your body in the backseat of a Mustang
Its the swag that's the proof, and not the tone or the manner
So fuck all you scammers and vaders
FireZ, Cosrob, and RsProd said you're about to get hammered.

 

Feh, I suck at rapping anyways.

 

1 more day to get entries in!

 

Im from Oxford, home of the dreaming spires
and home of this MC everyone admires.

NUFF SAID

 

Rappin under the street lights when shit was cool
or battlin' in the hall way of a fellow middle school
still remember the way that the ball bounce
insufficient bank accounts
Guns and triggas is all that counts
I'm robbin you bitches for different amounts
I'm losin myself and I can't be found
The niggas I know are still firing rounds
Stuck on the ground, my son's outta town
September eleventh has swallowed me now
I hope you die a bitter death
then lie in a graveyard in regret
where all of the foul niggas rest
you hating cause you witnessing the best
so just confess you shattered our friendship and you can't fix the mess
I'm not a bit impressed by nothing you've done
my name's stuck on your tongue
motherfucker you sprung
give it up move on you've taken this shit too far
you mad cause you unsatisfied with who you are

 

woops

 

I'm being pushed to the brink of insanity
No matter what they say, every nigga is scammin me
You think I give a fuck about a vouch?
From a little nigga that get tucked in on a couch?
Then suddenly fucking oscar the grouch
when I actually wanna get paid out?
just please wait, please nate, be straight with me here
what you're saying, is when I'm the one waiting, you're irate with me here?
What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
Little punk-ass kids filled with such arrogance
Oh I'm sorry I ruined your little reputation
But I don't give a fuck if you're "gone of vacation!"
But this ain't just your little pixellated mens
This is dollars and cents, gotta pay for my benz
So what's a nigga supposed to do
When you trying to jew
Me out of my cash?
Only thing I can do, I stay cool
Even through these fucking verses
Dot my 'i's with little hearts, write my curses in cursive
So to all the scammers, I send you all my love
Even when you in the slammer
Got no vouches for those drugs?
And after FireZ hammers ya
Don't get your blood all over the rug

To the scammers <3
tried to rap about something relevant on sythe

 

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best rap ever

 

You think we could add a fun rank in here cracker head, mudkip & zombie?

 

Yeah. Like a Golf Wang rank


I'd fucking kill for that.