Pineapple makes sperm taste DELICIOUS

[Sillymonkey]

garlic, protein shakes , and onion does the opposite

No more nights out to get Garlic n Cheese pizzas LOL

 

[T V]

So by saying that, you are implying that you yourself like semen because you are a man.

Furthermore, you are implying my husband likes semen...I must try to have him drink his own for a change, then. I will come back with results tomorrow morning.

gay men like semen. He was implying you are a gay man.

 

[Sillymonkey]

gay men like semen. He was implying you are a gay man.

I see you around a lot, and I like you. Don't make me not like you, there would be no going back T V.

 

[KingCrackerJacks]

so it makes it less salty?

 

[Sillymonkey]

so it makes it less salty?

Yeah.

 

[Snow Patrol]

my girlfriend told me this last semester and I was slightly amused.

Pineapples are hard to come by when at college cafeteria's though lol

 

[ll champion]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That is all.

 

[JohnK]

m00bs!!!

 

[Sillymonkey]

m00bs!!!

Straight to your bones
From the farm to the fridge

We know what you want
'Cause we know how you live

Moooooo

We got a big bad Bessie with the M.I.L.K.
(Music drops out)

We be chillin'

Straight to your bones
From the farm to the fridge

We know what you want
'Cause we know how you live

Moooooo
Ooohhhaaooh

Want milk? Uh huh Uh huh, I said…
More milk? Uh huh Uh huh, Come on…
Want milk? Uh huh Uh huh, I said…
More milk?

 

[Gurtaton]

I see you around a lot, and I like you. Don't make me not like you, there would be no going back T V.

And who would be interested in a married woman?

 

[Sillymonkey]

And who would be interested in a married woman?

I love you too, Gurt. Thanks for letting me know how much you missed me. It means a lot.

Now, get back to work cleaning the house, bitch. It's almost time for your daily hosing.

 

[Gurtaton]

I'd clean your house (out of good will) but your husband is busy fucking a black whore in the living room.

 

[Sillymonkey]

I'd clean your house (out of good will) but your husband is busy fucking a black whore in the living room.

He says he can't get turned on by black women, and also that they look too angry while they are having sex.

Make sure you wear a sexy maid outfit while you clean. My husband has said he would fuck an Asian man over a Black woman (although that part I don't believe)

 

[Gurtaton]

Only if you initiate a threesome so I can fuck you until you're dead and then frame your husband.

 

[Sillymonkey]

Only if you initiate a threesome so I can fuck you until you're dead and then frame your husband.

I think 2 men would throw my husband into too much of a jealous rage. He would probably end up killing you with a nail gun, skull fuck you while taking pictures and mail those pictures to your immediate family.

 

[Gurtaton]

Your husby can go diaf then.

 

[Pokerking88]

Her husban is lordhooters if he DIAF

 

[Sillymonkey]

Your husby can go diaf then.

But then nobody will buy me clothes/shoes/jewelry/RSGP.

Well actually he wont buy me RSGP anymore because he said once was enough =[ if he dies in a fire will you replace him then? How big is your penis? Are you circumsized?

 

[Gurtaton]

Is every single woman only interested in clothes, shoes and jewelry...?
Last time I measured was years ago, so I'm not sure. I'm circumsized.

 

[Sillymonkey]

Is every single woman only interested in clothes, shoes and jewelry...?
Last time I measured was years ago, so I'm not sure. I'm circumsized.

No, I just used to have really old clothes and shoes because my Asian parents never buy any. The majority of my pants were given to them by relatives/my wealthy aunt overseas.

Size doesn't matter too much I guess, as long as you are cut which you said you are.

Can your income support buying a small-medium sized order of GP once a year? Actually I probably wouldn't need GP more than one or two more times, it's not like there are many more skills to spend it on.