Pineapple makes sperm taste DELICIOUS

[Sillymonkey]

Discuss.

 

[WeRnIE]

If you eat pineapples often or if you use them with it? Lol.

 

[Listen to Young Money]

doubt it

 

[Sillymonkey]

doubt it

Jack off and lick it, then eat pineapple or drink pineapple juice for a day or two and then do the same thing as before.

Pineapple makes it taste so much sweeter and nice

 

[T V]

But does it make shitting it out any better?

 

[Austintheman]

Jack off and lick it, then eat pineapple or drink pineapple juice for a day or two and then do the same thing as before.

Pineapple makes it taste so much sweeter and nice

no thanks, i dont think anyone here wants to drink cum
btw you're still alive?

 

[Sillymonkey]

no thanks, i dont think anyone here wants to drink cum
btw you're still alive?

Yeah, dunno if you saw my post before I left saying I was gonna have surgery...my brain surgery went well I guess...The entire left side of my body is numb but I guess it could have been a lot worse.

 

[WeRnIE]

So who won presidential election?

 

[Miniflux]

So who won presidential election?

i think you mean the presidential erection!
lolololol

 

[Austintheman]

Yeah, dunno if you saw my post before I left saying I was gonna have surgery...my brain surgery went well I guess...The entire left side of my body is numb but I guess it could have been a lot worse.

tl;dr

 

[Sillymonkey]

tl;dr

Just do the jizz test at least once. You will notice a quality difference and you might even like your milk after that.

 

[inpherus]

cool story

 

This thread just proves you're a man.
Women dun like semen, nomatter what.

But does it make shitting it out any better?

Fucking lol'd!

 

[TahBreezy]

But does it make shitting it out any better?

legend.

 

[Sillymonkey]

This thread just proves you're a man.
Women dun like semen, nomatter what.

So by saying that, you are implying that you yourself like semen because you are a man.

Furthermore, you are implying my husband likes semen...I must try to have him drink his own for a change, then. I will come back with results tomorrow morning.

 

[TahBreezy]

So by saying that, you are implying that you yourself like semen because you are a man.

Furthermore, you are implying my husband likes semen...I must try to have him drink his own for a change, then. I will come back with results tomorrow morning.

you are one... sillymonkey.

 

[Sillymonkey]

you are one... sillymonkey.

You should be happy I'm not, because if I was you'd have no choice but to please me orally every evening, almost as if we were in prison and you were my bitch.

 

[TahBreezy]

You should be happy I'm not, because if I was you'd have no choice but to please me orally every evening, almost as if we were in prison and you were my bitch.

bitch please...

 

[RecoveryKing]

Dr. Pepper makes it taste even better.

You should be happy I'm not, because if I was you'd have no choice but to please me orally every evening, almost as if we were in prison and you were my bitch.

That sounds like fun.

 

[Sillymonkey]

bitch please...

Oh, I see you are still under the illusion that you and your fellow Spam Forum users aren't my bitches.