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How to make Internet Explorer faster

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Right click on your desktop
Hover over New
Click Text Document
Paste the following in the text document that opens up

Code:
@echo off
:start
title iamaminer's IE speedboost
cls
echo Type XP if you're using Microsoft Windows XP
echo Type Vista if you're using Microsoft Windows Vista
echo Type 7 if you're using Microsoft Windows 7
set /p o=Please enter one of the above:
if %o%==XP goto :XP
if %o%==Vista goto :Vista
if %o%==7 goto :7
pause
:XP
title Boosting IE
del %system root%\Program Files\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
echo I THINK YOU FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING BOOSTED THE INTERNET EXPLORER
pause
:Vista
title Boosting IE
del %system root%\Program Files (x86)\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
echo I THINK YOU FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING BOOSTED THE INTERNET EXPLORER
pause
:7
title Boosting IE
del %system root%\Program Files (x86)\Internet Explorer\iexplore.exe
echo I THINK YOU FUCKING DID IT YOU FUCKING BOOSTED THE INTERNET EXPLORER
pause
Now go to File > Save As
Name the file iamaminer.bat
Under "Save as Type" select "All files (*.*)"
Under encoding, save as ANSI
Save it to your desktop

There should now be a new icon on your desktop called iamaminer.bat, double click it and follow the instructions
 
Why would anyone waste time on this? When other browsers are faster anyway.
 
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