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Yo Momma Battle

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This is not mean't to affend anyone just a little battle/game. I will start.

Yo Momma So Fat She Doesn't Need to use the Internet because she is world wide.
 
Yo momma has the biggest lips in the world because she uses the deodarent stick as her lip stick. Yeah I probably failed.
 
Err.. Don't wanna flame but sorda sucky joke. Um.. Your Momma so Ugly when she walked into a Church Jesus ran out. Sorry if offended not supposed to.
 
Reported for flame.

Hey... we don't need any of that here, if you find its a flame then shut up and get out dude. Your momma so hairy she puts King Kong to shame.
 
yo momma so poor, i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, and i said "hey did you lose a shoe?" and she said "no, i found one!"
 
your momma so fat, her drivers license says "to be continued on back..."
 
yo momma so hairy, you almost died of rug burn when you were being born
 
yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and the scale said "GET THE FUCK OFF ME"
 
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