Yo Momma Battle

[crapkiller]

yo momma so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane

 

[crapkiller]

yo momma so smart she realized that guru aaron is a failure

 

[Guru Aaron]

Yo so Ugly when you were born your mom dropped you.. No Offence.

 

[hm0ng]

YO

 

[Guru Aaron]

oo give mi raman

 

[OmfgzATree]

your moma is so fat when she jumped there was an eclipse

 

[rs nechryeal]

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Who are these people???

 

[Guru Aaron]

Yo Momma so fat when she sat on the toilet it started singing A,B,C,D,E,F,G Get your fat ass off of me.

 

[OwnageInAB0x]

yo mama so fat every step she takes its her birthday

 

[OwnageInAB0x]

yo mama so black, she had to get a tattoo in chalk

 

[OmfgzATree]

yo mama is so ugly she doesnt need a mask for halloween

 

[OwnageInAB0x]

yo mama so ugly she made micheal jackson look like brad pitt

 

[Guru Aaron]

Yo Momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

 

[Bozarth]

Man, if I wanted a good come back, I'd get it from your mom's mouth.

 

[OwnageInAB0x]

yo mama so fat when ever she puts on high heels, she strikes oil

 

[hm0ng]

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[OwnageInAB0x]

Ya momma so stupid she missed bus 44, so she took bus 22 twice

 

[OwnageInAB0x]

Ya momma so stupid she ran in the living room because she heard the world was going to end

 

[Guru Aaron]

Sucky joke this is boring.. Last one.. Yo Momma so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom she said pick a corner.

 

[OmfgzATree]

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!