Sillymonkey is a virgin and fucks cups.

Apples1 · Nov 15, 2018

Sillymonkey said: ↑
When I was a young lad, I stripped naked in the kitchen, placed a glass of water on the floor, and did push ups with my dick moving in and out of the cup in an attempt to fuck the cup of water (after hearing the phrase "fucking her was like fucking a cup of water" one too many times).

What I did was fucking retarded.

Flipz · Nov 15, 2018

bro ur a freak

Apples1 · Nov 15, 2018

Flipz said:
bro ur a freak

LOL

Talon · Nov 15, 2018

consider killing yourself

RuneMetrix · Nov 15, 2018

Apples1 said:
Already have, But this is not the thread to tell me to kill myself. This is important, This is to understand the true mind behind Buyacc, you ugly motherfucker.

I'm pretty sure BUYACC is another one of Ariba's alts

Sillymonkey · Nov 15, 2018

Apples1 said:
Already have, But this is not the thread to tell me to kill myself. This is important, This is to understand the true mind behind Buyacc, you ugly motherfucker.

When I was a young lad, I stripped naked in the kitchen, placed a glass of water on the floor, and did push ups with my dick moving in and out of the cup in an attempt to fuck the cup of water (after hearing the phrase "fucking her was like fucking a cup of water" one too many times).

What I did was fucking retarded. This thread, and yourself, cast a big shadow over that act.

Apples1 · Nov 15, 2018

Sillymonkey said:
When I was a young lad, I stripped naked in the kitchen, placed a glass of water on the floor, and did push ups with my dick moving in and out of the cup in an attempt to fuck the cup of water (after hearing the phrase "fucking her was like fucking a cup of water" one too many times).

What I did was fucking retarded. This thread, and yourself, cast a big shadow over that act.

Hahahaha I am only having a laugh, Chill out.

Didn't ask for your life story how you got touched by your dad in your kitchen.

Apples1 · Nov 15, 2018

These Aussie's are really weird, We should go back to the time when we owned them and made them our bitches. GO UK!

RuneMetrix · Nov 16, 2018

Apples1 said:
Sillymonkey said: ↑
When I was a young lad, I stripped naked in the kitchen, placed a glass of water on the floor, and did push ups with my dick moving in and out of the cup in an attempt to fuck the cup of water (after hearing the phrase "fucking her was like fucking a cup of water" one too many times).

What I did was fucking retarded.

Boy, why did you edit the original?