Well he took to long so I am going to post what I wrote in the last couple minutes...
I wonder why this guy calls himself the cucumber man?
Because thats the only way he can make his mom feel like woman.
She runs to me, to feel the real thing.
I skeet in her mouth and Cucumber licks it off her teeth.
Cucumber is gay and my dick is what he is missing.
Santa asked what he wanted, and he said jaamal for christmas.
He loves me and my dick is what he be kissing.
I don't like are R. Kelly, but when cucumber gets infront of me and I start pissing!!!
LMAO, cucumber rapping aganist me again,
Little does he no chef's class is what I'm in.
Sharping my blade ready to take of his skin,
Soon he will be covered in salad dressin.
Cucumber I killed you and now I am waiting for ryan,
I hope he is motivated, it doesn't look like your tryin!!!
After you finish reading this you will probably be crying,
Because I ate a pickle for lunch, a cucumber is the next thing I'm buying!!!