Rap battle.

[Weed_4_Me]

Wow we all would agree i dont need to rap against u this time,
imma keep this short so pay attention to my rhyme
i know how to rap, why do u think people think im better than u
i got it i wont rap for awhile, ill just let u write a few
to get back on my level, ya im the rap devil
ur rap is childs play
just quit man i dont want to do this all day
how would u know a website for rappin, shut up now im annoyed u keep flappin
yea i used that one line from 8 mile,robin i beat u along time ago,ur name is in the defeated file
yea i said it was hard battling with my hands full of titty
ur just mad cuz my rap is more witty
my raps will eat you, chew u up, and keep you
it only takes one line for me to defeat you
so what u think u r some cyborg from planet queer?
look at people this guy we should fear
man im out rappin against this kid is useless or should i say drone
ill be waiting robin, sitting on the winners throne

 

[Robin]

HAHA!
oh man, you're so fucking funny,
your rhymes are so bad,
you'll never get any money,
sonny,
I don't think you heard,
bitch YOU FUCKING STOLE A RAP,
wow, you must be a nerd,
I never heard,
of planet queer?,
you know of it,
cuz you live near,
gayville,
population: you,
now sit your ass down and polish my shoe.

I hope you dont rap for awhile,
that'll teach you not to rip 8 mile,
your gettin hostile,
maybe cause your moms on trial,
for biting a dick off,
got caught,
so she did cough.

Winners throne?
man you smell,
get some cologne,
and while your at it,
stop going to rhymezone,
you dont write your shit,
admit to it,
and while your doing that,
give your dad a banana split...




hes waiting for it.

 

[chooby tiger]

heres my rap : I dont have one..

 

[Weed_4_Me]

Listen up homeboy cuz i aint gonna repeat myself, as i put my trophies on the shelf
I see that i still got people hatin, shit man yall aint even appreciaton
I make my money,I get ur honey,I get dat paper,beat dat convicted raper
Now boy this wont be a challenge, my beats r ill, imma money makin balla fo shill
Robin u remind me of 100 proof of da white rapper show
cuz man u have to be high and drunk to spit that horrible flow
see man there's one thing that i just dont get
why do u always spit the same fucking shit
i mean cmon i throw it out,new and the same
every time u spit it saddens me,
everyone could write ur raps, shit u should teach em how to be lame
see i need money and i need weed
im the person that every thug need
U talkin how i ripped 8 mill, man i ripped one quote
it only takes one word from me to sink your boat
see my whole diss towards you, is how imma make it
this is overtime nikka,when the time comes u wont be able to fake it
People know who is better, Shit man id still win rapper in blue jeans and a sweater
man u think i stink, u think i smell, again man u just think of old times in jail
god this is funny, i could take a shit, an it still smell like new money
fo sho man u should quit we all know ur brave, stop now b4 i send u to ur grave
u sittin there readin my rhyme,thinkin bout my hook, ud still mine b4 ud write ur own, ya crook
i could make millions dissin u on here or in a book
readin that would get everyone shook
nice one man, give ur dad a banana split, that rhyme made me think u quit
Its cool, i knew it would happen, my 8 ball says "no future in rappin" "He'd make more money wackin"
Ha ha, i can just here everyone cheer, Weed_4_me put down another queer
time to go,funny u think this would be a race
ill pray to god he doesnt show his wrath, for u being such a discrace to his name,SHIT MAN im talkin bout the rap game
Shit man ill battle ya later, WE all know this rap ate u like a mutha fuckin aligator

 

[Paint Baller]

Winner Weed lol

 

[Heist]

@ Weed

CAT
MAT
SAT
FAT
RAT
SHAT
HAT
PAT
LAT
STAT
TAT
VAT

 

[Weed_4_Me]

Heist, you caught me eating out your moms CAT
man that pussy was PHAT
after i got done beating it up,i only left a little for the RAT
u should of seen her face, she was like no!! SPLAT
yo heist you mom works well, sucking my baseball BAT

 

[Robin]

Weed is a better rapper then me, but he rips and overuses stuff. He already said something about trophies on his shelf, he ripped 8 mile, etc. Overall though, you win weed . Good fight .

 

[Weed_4_Me]

dude are u fuckin dumb or jus illiterate? I SAID I QUOTED ONE FUCKING LINE thats not ripping 8 mill

 

[Weed_4_Me]

ty btw

 

[Bucket]

lol , this is a funny topic

 

[A Soul's Bounds]

Those are some bad lyrics... *laughed my a** off*

 

[War Dharok]

Lmao, someone tell me where I got my rap from...

"What you starein at.... I ain't a mirror
What you starein at.... I ain't a mirror"

Lmao

 

[Varjot]

powdered sugar on your fingers, coffee on your shirt
bribes in your pocket, you never do any work
you fat fucking slob you just sit in a car
until you get off work then it's back to the bar

 

[Spereff]

dude are u fuckin dumb or jus illiterate? I SAID I QUOTED ONE FUCKING LINE thats not ripping 8 mill

Weed, I think you better chill,
without fucking Jack and Jill.
Go take a puff, from your garden,
put on some scent, Elizabeth Arden.

Weed, weed, is that all you think?
no soda, no booze, no shit to drink?
Are you gay? Are you okay?
Buy some herbs off China's bay.

I've seen your skills, I've seen the rap,
they stink like shit, they smell like crap.
Yes there's a smell, to your song,
probably cause you didn't wash your thong.

But please don't hate me, you're aight,
if you think giving head to men, is all right.
Weed_4_Me, run and go,
Go to prostitution, slutty hoe.


Hmmm. I need a come back from you, to make a better rap.
But I'm just kidding Weed, you're pretty good.

 

[NewYork]

lol good stuff

 

[~*~Ryan~*~]

Now, Im just trying to leave & not look back to where I use to be
Can you hear it, HUSH, the silent crying, Just gotta breath
98's when this came to a start, Im still at it, many didn't believe
Ignored that, Kept spitten my heart, Accept the respect I recieve
From the same ol' people who used to do nothing but laugh & point
Now, I got them rocking side to side, Dimiss the past & flip another joint
& touch all basis, Got enough to leave y'all faceless, This my lyrical court
Done & mastered putting my Life into words, This my lyrical sport
Do anything to win, Imma backcourt &, double dribble crossover & foul
Represent here to Portland, It's simple this boss sober, Look at me now
I changed to this person y'all see today, So consider me the odd ball
Open range, y'all still guessin, While I step back to watch the God fall
Into my heart, I need him in my Life, Cuz where Im going it dark
Theres much for to do, Except to accept the fact, That I gotta Believe
& in return, I'll be blessed with well deserved Respect, Imma recieve
On my own, I wasn't looking for easy out's, I Just been trying to leave

 

[BraveChicken]

heres mine i own u in rs any day i mite not be zez but i already had sex i dont get std's i pass em on to ur mom and ur aunt sht even ur cat and lol rofl copter and say some more you aint nothin but a little ol whore all you do is yap yap yap yap iono what im sayin cause im on crak like ur moms as she suks and blows and im left with out a home but its all good cause im just makin ur cry like wdf u aint nothin to say you aint anoby just like ur mom in the corner prostitutin herself for a quarter

 

[Cucumber]

Weed is a better rapper then me, but he rips and overuses stuff. He already said something about trophies on his shelf, he ripped 8 mile, etc. Overall though, you win weed . Good fight .

lmao he sucks...

 

[Weed_4_Me]

spereff i beat u once,and imma do it again
see man u wont beat me,i love to rap,just like how u love men
rapping against me wow should be a sin
ya man im down to drink im down to get fucked up
u prob dont even know what alcohol is..man whats up
see im a man wat what i say, im a man at what i do
i always smoke a blunt for my R.I.P. dudes
see these words i speak and this hook i throw
they would light up ur car like it had underglow

see cucumber knows who i am
shit id say he is my #1 fan
he forgets my alias weedking and pot deala
dont tell sythe u bitch ass squeala
see i own this whole FUCKING THREAD
without me this whole rap battle would be dead
as soon as i diss u guys, u all get on and try to make a move
shit i dont even have to get on my raps r 2 smooth
ight spereff time to diss me,hope u didnt miss me