zomg guise i g0t joeks!

[Arya]

Okay, ready??




1. Chuck Norris makes Will Smith look like Will Smith.

2. Your mom is so fat, that Chuck Norris.

3. There's three things in this world that define an event.
The cause.
The Chuck Norris.
The effect.

4. Billy said that Chuck Norris was a noob.
Johnny said that Chuck Norris was gay.

*Turns on tv* "Earlier today, two boys were found in a dark alley, apparently strangled with cat hair. Yes, cat hair. Whoever did this to these boys is still on the loose. That's all for today's news. I'm Jessie McMalin."

5. Who stole the cookie out the cookie jar?! Chuck norris, now mind your own damn business.

6. This line does not contain a Chuck Norris joke.

7. One day, Chuck Norris.

rtae an hate guise.

 

[Infernal Dave]

whaaaaaat

 

[KLS]

I loved them all!

 

[Arya]

y3yi luvu guis.e

 

[KLS]

y3yi luvu guis.e

sucky sucky then plox?

 

[Arya]

^You ruined the moment. Leave.

 

[KLS]

^You ruined the moment. Leave.

=(


so thats a no?

 

[Arya]

 

[KLS]

I'd hit that

 

[Arya]

I'd hit that.

Lol.

Jacob Black. I'd hit that. With a volvo. Go team edward!

 

[Arya]

I'd hit that gay guy to where it didn't hurt him, because he's hot, and I feel the need to post things like this, expressing my sexuality. I'm a guy, btw.

I don't judge.

 

[KLS]

I don't judge.

OHSHI-

How did my thoughts get quoted? wtf?

 

[ET Phone Home]

why does everyone suck up to people

these jokes obviously blow, anyone who says otherwise likes penis?

 

[KLS]

why does everyone suck up to people

these jokes obviously blow, anyone who says otherwise likes penis?

lolwut dos jokz wer teh sex k?

and according to his quote above, apparently I do like penis.

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

Zomg!!! Chuck Norris jokes ftw!!! I found dis one, its my favorut:

Why did the chick3n cross da rode? Chuck Norris

LOL ZOMG FUNNY!

Winz much!?!?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

 

[ET Phone Home]

Zomg!!! Chuck Norris jokes ftw!!! I found dis one, its my favorut:

Why did the chick3n cross da rode? Chuck Norris

LOL ZOMG FUNNY!

Winz much!?!?

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

do you have to be so outspokenly excessively gay? like seriously

 

[LegitNamesCo]

this is like penis in the anal rectum....

 

[Dustein]

He is standing behind a screen... Either that, or the awesomeness attracts shadows.

 

[ET Phone Home]

he's not behind the screen, fucktard

 

[The 1nf3cted]

Im not amused by your gay ass jokes that didnt even make me smirk.

btw, Chuck Norris = Win.