Blupig get your life together you retard

You are like what, 30 now? Still living at home, still no job, still no job prospects or life prospects, career goals, not enrolled or considering study, not in education employment or training. Your life is playing video games and talking to neckbeards and kiddies on an online Pakistani smoke signal enthusiast message board 10+ hours a day. You are not a little kid anymore, do you understand what life is? It's like you've given up before you even started. You've never held down anything that could even remotely resemble a job, preferring to grind on dying games and wasting your life on an online Pakistani smoke signal enthusiast message board.

Like seriously what the FUCK are you doing with your life? Any 5 year plan? How much longer are you going to live off your parents and shit post all day every day on an online Pakistani smoke signal enthusiast message board and live behind the screen of a computer. I get so frustrated when I see privileged whitey NEETS throwing their lives away because they want to play LoL, WoW or some other POS time-thief game. You literally gave up at 18 and you're just wasting time now. Some people die at 30 and arent buried until they're 80, but you? You let your dreams and aspirations die after you crawled out of highschool with whatever shitty OP you scraped together. you shot yourself in the foot and your future is slowly slipping away unless you make a fucking change. I walk into the club and people shout 'baller alert', you walk into the club and people say 'wow what a piece of shit he gave up at 18 lol'

get your fuckin shit together

 

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Lolwut.

 

Wow, what the fuck? First of all I just want you to know that I'm a cashier at a Walmart. It's a very good position with room for climbing up the corporate ladder. I'm going to be CEO of Walmart in-fucking-corporated in 3 months, tops. I get paid minimum wage which means I'm rolling in the big money! I bought myself some Chef Boyardee the other day. You know that's the good shit. You KNOW. I treated my hot girlfriend to some of that. She digs the ravioli. Wanna know what's best? I can afford to do a nice dinner like that every god damn Friday. That's right. I treat my ladies right. Then they get a load of my giant 4 inch cock. I looked up national average on the Google. It's 5 inches sure but averages are always skewed so you could say from a statistics perspective that my cock is fucking huge which it is. 4 inches long, 4 inches wide. My cock is like a pleasure cube. I was brought into this world with one purpose: to please women with my cube cock. What were you brought here for? Oh right, probably going to "university" and "sucking dick school". Wow, pathetic.

Pic fucking related, this is what's going to get me some of that sweet fish taco poon tonight. Keep sucking cocks loser. Let me know if you have any questions while I'm eating this gourmet meal made by Chef Boyardee and fucking my hot girlfriend, and not sucking any dicks like you are.

Fuck you man my cock cube commands respect.

 

^ Best Decision u made besides working at Walmart was leaving the staff team(u did a fine job though if it matters, wasent meant as an insult to u .), at least ur not tainted now though.

Also ur Ravioli looks legendary.