"You're a cockmango!"

[Konner]

I was just called a cockmango over XBox LIVE by a 12 year-old.

What the fuck is a "cockmango"?!

 

[LegitNamesCo]

It's a mango with a cock in it.

 

[Dustein]

It's a cock with a mango on it.

 

[hilariousness16]

oh hai, mango = 맛있은

 

[~XS]

 

[hashslinger]

^^ win

 

[Konner]

What the fuck?
Penises don't have straight edges and an angry Japanese vein thingy!

 

[Jesse]

small chodes do, apparently

 

[Konner]

Either your semicolon parenthesis is winking, or it's instigating I have a small penis.

 

[jake__]

no u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!