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A lot of people have different styles of humor, my style would have to be bordering along cruel.

My funniest experience was and still is : When A roller-coaster got stuck upside down with some of my cousins on it for three hours.


What is your funniest experience?
 
Years ago I bought Jazz a large puzzle ball. If you do not know what that is it is a large ball with about 6 holes cut in it and it has a smaller ball inside it that it is really too big to get out through the the holes. Jazz tried for a few minutes then went over picked up a tennis ball and dropped it into the ball via a hole then rolled the ball around until it came out. That is how she has played with it ever since, she never tries to get the ball out as she knows it will not come out but she has put various other balls and toys in it then rolled it around until they come out. It can entertain her for a long time. She will bring a ball for me to throw then fetches it but stops to put it in the puzzle ball then plays with that for a long time before she remembers that I was playing too and brings the ball back to me to throw again.
To any one that still says dogs can not think I say
 
markwough said:
Years ago I bought Jazz a large puzzle ball. If you do not know what that is it is a large ball with about 6 holes cut in it and it has a smaller ball inside it that it is really too big to get out through the the holes. Jazz tried for a few minutes then went over picked up a tennis ball and dropped it into the ball via a hole then rolled the ball around until it came out. That is how she has played with it ever since, she never tries to get the ball out as she knows it will not come out but she has put various other balls and toys in it then rolled it around until they come out. It can entertain her for a long time. She will bring a ball for me to throw then fetches it but stops to put it in the puzzle ball then plays with that for a long time before she remembers that I was playing too and brings the ball back to me to throw again.
To any one that still says dogs can not think I say
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What the hell? lol

My funniest experience would probably be when i was in middle school, i wasn't exactly a model student but i'm great at spelling. During a spelling bee i was asked to spell villan, everywhere i had read the word it was spelled with an I. When i spelled it wrong and the judge said "sorry that is incorrect", i said "aw damn" into the microphone. The spelling bee was held in front of the entire school, so for the rest of the year i was known as that aw damn kid by all the other students.
 
markwough said:
Years ago I bought Jazz a large puzzle ball. If you do not know what that is it is a large ball with about 6 holes cut in it and it has a smaller ball inside it that it is really too big to get out through the the holes. Jazz tried for a few minutes then went over picked up a tennis ball and dropped it into the ball via a hole then rolled the ball around until it came out. That is how she has played with it ever since, she never tries to get the ball out as she knows it will not come out but she has put various other balls and toys in it then rolled it around until they come out. It can entertain her for a long time. She will bring a ball for me to throw then fetches it but stops to put it in the puzzle ball then plays with that for a long time before she remembers that I was playing too and brings the ball back to me to throw again.
To any one that still says dogs can not think I say
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Until the last line, i thought Jazz was your little sibling...
 
Killer Mantis said:
What the hell? lol

My funniest experience would probably be when i was in middle school, i wasn't exactly a model student but i'm great at spelling. During a spelling bee i was asked to spell villan, everywhere i had read the word it was spelled with an I. When i spelled it wrong and the judge said "sorry that is incorrect", i said "aw damn" into the microphone. The spelling bee was held in front of the entire school, so for the rest of the year i was known as that aw damn kid by all the other students.
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Heh, lol there was this kid at my school who when he got the word wrong whispered "fuck" into the mic, though of course everyone heard >_< .
 
We went to an amusement park last year. And I went into a little boat with 2 of my friends and 3 other girls. The trip was some sort of whitewater course though It wasn't really that extreme. But everywhere around the entrance were signs with "camera's in here!" Though I didn't give a fuck about the signs like I usually don't so when we were like half past the boat trip (the whole trip takes like 5 minuts and people must sit still for 5 minuts because there are no safety belts and it's completely dark in there) I suddently said "wtf guys I gotta piss like an idiot" they were like "hahaha you won't dare to piss outside of this boat" so I told 'em wanna bet that I can piss all the way too the walls they said we'll give you "5 bucks from each of us if you can make it" So I put my thing outta my pants and started pissing like my life was on the line. And my friends were like "shit this guy is seriously fucking retarted he even does it (not realising that I didn't read the signs). So when we came out of the boat there were like 20 off those guards waiting for me. They grabbed me and told me to come with 'em. I was like wtf how the heck could they've seen something it was completely dark in there. So I went upstairs to see the video. It was a monochromic video because off the complete darkness inside of the tunnel. Then suddently the image on the screan became yellow and there was a yellow spot drowning downwards. I other words I pissed over their fucking camera. So I got kicked out of the park and I got in a lot of trouble because it was a school trip.

Still one of the most amazing experiences in my life.
 
LethalSh0ts said:
We went to an amusement park last year. And I went into a little boat with 2 of my friends and 3 other girls. The trip was some sort of whitewater course though It wasn't really that extreme. But everywhere around the entrance were signs with "camera's in here!" Though I didn't give a fuck about the signs like I usually don't so when we were like half past the boat trip (the whole trip takes like 5 minuts and people must sit still for 5 minuts because there are no safety belts and it's completely dark in there) I suddently said "wtf guys I gotta jizz like an idiot" they were like "hahaha you won't dare to piss outside of this boat" so I told 'em wanna bet that I can piss all the way too the walls they said we'll give you "5 bucks from each of us if you can make it" So I put my thing outta my pants and started jizzing like hell. And my friends were like "shit this guy is seriously fucking retarted he even does it (not realising that I didn't read the signs). So when we came out of the boat there were like 20 off those guards waiting for me. They grabbed me and told me to come with 'em. I was like wtf how the heck could they've seen something it was completely dark in there. So I went upstairs to see the video. It was a monochromic video because off the complete darkness inside of the tunnel. Then suddently the image on the screan became yellow and there was a yellow spot drowning downwards. I other words I jizzed over their fucking camera. So I got kicked out of the park and I got in a lot of trouble because it was a school trip.

Still one of the coolest experiences in my life.
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Are you sure you understand what 'jizz' actually means?





Lol'd anyhow.
 
edited it to piss though it almost comes at the same.

When I got kicked out of the park those guards asked me what school I was from and I told 'em my school so they grabbed their microphone and said "can the authorities of the * College come to the entrance" they repeated this like 5 times and we had like 20 teachers comming with our trip and 400 students so every single person related to my school was lol'ing.
Excluding the teachers because the guards put our school responsible for that "incident" and every 2 hours that I was sitting outside there came 4 teachers to watch over me so in other words I also fucked up my teachers' days and made a lot of new haters.

Pissing on cameras = ftw.
 
LethalSh0ts said:
edited it to piss though it almost comes at the same.

When I got kicked out of the park those guards asked me what school I was from and I told 'em my school so they grabbed their microphone and said "can the authorities of the * College come to the entrance" they repeated this like 5 times and we had like 20 teachers comming with our trip and 400 students so every single person related to my school was lol'ing.
Excluding the teachers because the guards put our school responsible for that "incident" and every 2 hours that I was sitting outside there came 4 teachers to watch over me so in other words I also fucked up my teachers' days and made a lot of new haters.

Pissing on cameras = ftw.
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Lol, should of just told them that you were from a different school and that you were planning on blowing up the amusement park XD.
 
jeckyll jeckyll hyde said:
Lol, should of just told them that you were from a different school and that you were planning on blowing up the amusement park XD.
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yea I was planning to say that too. Untill the point one of the guards told me (I didn't want to name my school first) that they would just get the police involved if there was no school watching over me. And because we were in a different country I would've been screwed. So I chose to rather put my school under pressure because I was their responsibiltie. And sooner or later they would've seen me anyway because we were all gathering together inside to park to go out all together so we can get into the busses but I was already outside rofl. ^^
 
LethalSh0ts said:
yea I was planning to say that too. Untill the point one of the guards told me (I didn't want to name my school first) that they would just get the police involved if there was no school watching over me. And because we were in a different country I would've been screwed. So I chose to rather put my school under pressure because I was their responsibiltie. And sooner or later they would've seen me anyway because we were all gathering together inside to park to go out all together so we can get into the busses but I was already outside rofl. ^^
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Oh lol, i didn't realise that you were in a different country.


You should of just acted like you could'nt speak English.
 
Most likely when I was in the movies and my friend Kandi was like " I have to take a shit " really loud
Right before the movie started so it was like dead quiet lol.
The people I was there with were just laughing, along with like 20 other people haha.

All in all, it was hilarious & she was super embarrassed.
 
xbx said:
Most likely when I was in the movies and my friend Kandi was like " I have to take a shit " really loud
Right before the movie started so it was like dead quiet lol.
The people I was there with were just laughing, along with like 20 other people haha.

All in all, it was hilarious & she was super embarrassed.
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If that was me, i would of just chucked 'em a brown-eye ;).
 
I got caught having sex in my friends closet.
 
Probably when my mate walked in to a huge supermarket (Tesco) after smoking around 4 spliffs but this was his first time so he was pretty fucked. My other mate pushed him he fell into the shelves of bramston pickle and basically slided along the isle knocking them all of :L
We acted like we didnt know him and waited for him outside aha funny times.
 
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