Well i had my first (proper) fight a few weeks ago, before that we used to do it in school after class for fun, not seriously, anyway i was having an argument with a dirty bitch and her friend who is 15 (one year older than me) pops out of nowhere and tries to do the classic collar pick up, but fails, so i stand there for five minuites watching him try to pick me up while everyones laughing at him, then he gets bored and goes for a kick to the balls, i grab his leg and do a reverse firemans lift, throw him up a little and absolutely smash my leg in into his nose with an uppercut, (that move can kill since the nasal cavities can go straight into the brain) after i did that i looked at his blood pouring nose and it had moved up half an inch with skin rips, but amazingly he wasnt yet out, so he runs into the nearest classroom and grabs a chair, runs back out and before i had time to do anything he smashes me across the face with it, my nose began bleeding just as his, and it hit my eye also, we were both still in, i got up just as he was about to stomp my face into the ground, i run up to him, punch him in the stomach, as hard as i could with all my strength, he slouches in pain and lets out some blood from his mouth, but amazingly he was still standing, so i take both my hands on either side of his head, and with all my strength slap both ears at the same time, he let out a horrifying yelp and fell onto the floor, but got up very, very slowly, i began to underestimate him, so walked up to him slowly he trips me up and i fall face first onto a fence, my face grinding down the splintery wood, my forehead, nose and mouth was covered in blood, we were pretty equal there, but he had lost his balance because i disabled his hearing with the ear slap, we both get up, and this time i remember that he was the guy who beat up my best friend, so i cried out "Im going to kill you, i swear," as loud as i could, all the people started to crowd round us, he was in a perfect position to be lifted, and then i saw it, a little metal fence with huge sharp spikes and barb wire on the top of them, i charged at him, picked him up, and litteraly smashed his stomach down on one of those huge spikes, it had gotten through his jeans and he was partially impaled, he managed to get his hands on the floor before the spike had gotten dangerously deep inside him i heard someone phoning the police, so i picked him up out of a small pool of his own blood and took him over to the side, and heck i ran faster than i ever had.
written in the finest detail i can possibly remember. it is true.
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