Your Favourite Quote(s)

im so ahead of my time my parents havnt met yet.
Ask beavis I get nothing but head.

 

Let's continue this topic.

 

A girl called me and told me to come over because nobody was home. I got there and there really was nobody home. - Rodney Dangerfield

^or something like that

 

"But I don't have to know an answer. I don't feel frightened by not knowing things, by being lost in the mysterious universe without having any purpose — which is the way it really is, as far as I can tell, possibly. It doesn't frighten me." - Richard Feynman

 

"Fuck bitches, Get money-
Biggie Smalls.

 

"Don't be a cunt"

~jimmy carter

 

"Responsible people don't go around getting their nipples twisted."

-Red Forman.

 

Consequences dictate our course of action and it doesn't matter what's right. It's only wrong if you get caught. - Maynard James Keenan

 

The problem is, obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is no-one runs in your family..

 

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity

 

"Oh nothing Tommy, It's tip-top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour" - Turkish (Snatch)

 

"Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence. Faith is belief in spite of, even perhaps because of, the lack of evidence." - Richard Dawkins

"I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world." - Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins is a brilliant man.

 

“All that we see or seem, is but a dream within a dream” - Edgar Allan Poe

 

"Sow a thought, and you reap an act;
Sow an act, and you reap a habit;
Sow a habit, and you reap a character;
Sow a character, and you reap a destiny."


And a funny quote that someone posted in the comments on a Lil B song.

"Give a man to fish and he eats for a night, teach a man to cook and he fucks all your bitches."

 

"B Победа - также потеря, не забывайте, что конец - только начало."

In Victory - Same as a Loss. do not forget, that the end - is only the beginning.

~RussianVillain

 

If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy