Your favorite phrases to use

Well to start off this is one my grandpa said yesterday. We were talking about bringing more wood over next winter and if there will be any snow at that time.

And i quote, " As long as the snow isn't ass deep to a tall Indian!"

I lol'd IRL. It was really unexpected from him but funny as hell..

Post your funny sayings you say a lot of have heard.

 

My favorite saying:
"I do it just for teh lulz."

 

"Listen to some ska" and "Cheer up emo kid, it's a brand new day" (Use the cheer up emo kid phrase the next time you see an emo kid, it'll bring some light to his or her life.

 

"tits or GTFO"

 

"shut your dick" or "cockbite"

 

"and then hes like lolgasm"

 

'Come get some'

 

"I fucked your mom with a rake"

 

lol, Yeah my grandma says that a lot.

mine are all insults though so I won't post them here. but if you look at what I say when I argue with people on here, you will see them.

 

Oooh look at em' tiggolbitties!!

 

Those dam Mexicans. . Moi Grandpa's favourite.

 

Yes, that too. ^_^

 

My favorite is
"Holy shit your a guy"

 

I have many "lol" "hey" "what the tits" "ganknuh" (From a friend off XBL, its absolutely great.) "FAIL" (Directed to my sister when she does any activities such as dance, sing etc. She is 100 lbs and is 8 yrs. old, leaving it to be hilarious, it also put in when she tries to talk such as: Lor- FAIL!!.)

 

My favorite that me and my friends thought of at my school atleast is "Dont flip a tit!" hahaha

 

Remembered a couple more... "everybody just calm fuck FUCK down.." "alright be cooool be cooooooooool"

 

"epic LULZ"
lmao i'm so fukken edgy and hilarious with my internet catchphrases lulz

lmao lol

 

"Strange, my fail-dar starts beeping whenever I view this thread."

"I better leave before I catch the fail!"

"There is too much fail in here for 1 thread, someone make another one."

"lol wot"

 

end it now

 

"Cowboy up"