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  1. pkershadow

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    Me: excuse me do you know how much does a polar bear wear?
    Her: uhhhhhh idk brah
    Me: enough to break the ice. hi my name is:________
     
  2. Brendan

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    Now...kiss (fuck, date, whatever your going for) me if im wrong..but is your name chuck?
     
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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. or
    Boy:There's something wrong with my cellphone!
    Girl:What?
    Boy:It doesn't have your number.
     
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    Her: *YAWN*
    Me: it'll fit. ;)
     
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    Lemme get dat snatch guuurl.
     
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    If you where a booger I would pick you first. ^_^
     
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    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
     
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    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious :love:
     
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    Hey baby, want to go back to my parents house?
     
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    "hey babe, can I drive you home in my refurbished KIA?"
     
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    Lmao hahaha
     
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    The best pickup line is the scruffling of your pants as you whip your dick out imo.
     
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    Feel my arm,

    'what's that?'

    That's boyfriend material.
     
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    "Do you want pumped?"

    Works everytime, flawless.
     
  16. Wiken

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    I'm rich.
     
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    does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
     
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    $5 for 5 minutes?
     
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    is it just me or am i attracted to you.
     
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    Give me your purse or die.
     
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